Lost my crappetite

The feeling of no longer needing to make a bowel movement after smelling someone else's.

I walked into the office restroom after a co-worker had just dropped an S-bomb, but the fallout was so bad I completely lost my crappetite.

by jupiter77 February 10, 2010

Lost In The Wiki's

Going on Wikipedia to search and spending way longer than needed because you click on other names.

Dude, I was going to call you back but I got lost in the wiki's. I was looking up John Goodman and an hour later I found myself at Francis Ford Coppola. Did you know he and Nicholas Cage are related?

by finkers08 September 8, 2011

LOST

Quite simply the best TV show ever created. It's about a group of survivors who crash land on a tropical island and face things like getting attacked by polar bears and "the Others". It's way better than it sounds. Aired for six seasons on ABC.

Person one: Did you see Lost last night?

Person two: HELL YES.

by oceanic815 November 13, 2012

The LOST Treatment

Consoling someone whose life sucks by telling them their life doesn't suck in a parallel universe.

Joe: Dude, I lost my job, my family's dead, and I'm stuck on this god damned island.
Henry: Hey don't worry man, in a parallel universe your life is awesome and everyone loves you.
Joe: Fuck you, man. Stop fucking giving me the LOST Treatment.

by RJHey April 17, 2010

booling out of control without getting lost in the sauce

A skill that requires intense concentration and years of experience. Those that have mastered it have the ability to party very hard without becoming overcome by the effects of the drugs consumed during said party.

Legend: Ted, I have mastered the art of booling out of control without getting lost in the sauce.
Ted: When should I schedule your parade?

by dardani May 26, 2018

Paradise Lost

Epic poem written by John Milton, arguably one of the most important yet ignored contributions to literature and theology. Paradise Lost is generally opposed by fundametalist bible-beaters who oversubscribe to a literal, conservative view of God.

Milton portrays Satan as sin with a smile...

"Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heav'n"

by Pedro the spicy September 20, 2005

lostzilla

1. The creature in the television series LOST

2. A man who is often drunk and later apologizes for it. Healso gets nervous and thinks everyone hates him but they're actually joking.

1. Lostzilla killed Mr. Eko on LOST last night.

2. Lostzilla is mad at me and told me to reconsider my approach

by Marcus?Nope November 4, 2006