Logical thinker

Someone who observes a situation and resolves/tries to resolve it in a reasonable way.

Synonyms: critical thinker and intellectual

Antonyms: conservative and liberal

Mark: “Whoa! She’s answered that question in the utmost rational way!”

Henry: “Well, yeah dude. She’s what we call a logical thinker!”

by BowieFan1976 March 22, 2022

dookie logic

Shit "logic," i.e. stupid "logic." Illogical.

1. He used dookie logic when he told me "I missed work today because I ran out of corn."

2. That's the most dookie logic I've ever heard. In fact, that's the DOOKIEST logic I've ever heard!

by dookied July 23, 2006

Typo-logic

What causes existing words to get new alternate spellings -- typo's.

John: Haha, you're such a lopser!
Jack: What?
John: Errr, loser.
Jack: Heh, I should've used typo-logic to figure that out.

by Maarten Staa October 7, 2007

THC Logic

When someone's mode of reasoning is clearly dominated by the Tetrahydrocannabinol coursing through their veins, leading to grandiose pie-in-the-sky ideas, over-analyzation, and half-truths.

THC Logic: "I should open my own restaurant because people really like how I make velveeta shells & cheese."

by Dotties May 2, 2013

turd logger

Someone who is always dropping dumpage.

Ex.
Person 1
Susie is always in the bathroom.
Person 2
She's a turd logger man.

by The3nforcer April 14, 2014

Booty-Legging

When you have to drive a hot chick across state lines to an area where the age of consent is 17 or younger.

Rubs really showed some Booty-Legging wisdom when he drove that drunk bitch he met at the FSU tailgate to Georgia last weekend. Legal consent at 16 is awesome!

by Yellabird April 14, 2014

Sonic Logic

Something completely illogical. I.E. Fall into lava? Lose some rings. Fall into water? Die.

Why is Ramen in the pasta section as opposed to the ethnic section? That shit is sonic logic.

by DeathknightofDeath September 15, 2014