E-Jack-O-Lantern

A pumpkin with a hole carved in it, meant for sticking one's penis into for masturbatory purposes.

Hey b, heard you got one of them e-jack-o-lanterns, lemme smash!

by silly boi mcgee November 4, 2017

Persian Shekkeh Lantern

The act of fucking a person after completely dismembering them, then hollowing out their intestines & face, placing a candle or torch inside their now empty vessel, and turning them into a lantern.

Remember Sahsa? I heard she was turned into a Persian Shekkeh Lantern.

by S. Yielding January 19, 2020

Oh ok, call me later.

A phrase used when trying to say: ARE YOU DUMB? ITS CLEAR THAT I LOVE YOU AND I WANT TO TALK TO YOU MORE THAN ANYTHING. I WILL DROP EVRYTHING IM DOING TO CALL YOU, EVEN THOUGH YOU CANT SAY THE SAME FOR ME. CALL ME BACK.

Girl: want to ft?
Guy: can’t rn
Girl: oh ok, call me later.

by amazaballz July 28, 2018

ass jack-o-lantern

the term ass jack-o-lantern is a somewhat more clever and (perhaps?) less childish way to call someone a butthead. it also implies that the person has a nasty face and is an enormous creeper (both of which are qualities possessed by a halloween jack-o-lantern)

the ass jack-o-lantern dated the girl that was way too good for him and wore a stupid hawaiian shirt.

by My Aim Is True October 12, 2008

Female Lapper

The act of bringing a female friend to a stripclub and buying her a lapdance for your own pleasure.

Mattie V: Yo, Hattan...we have to get you a female lapper.

Hattan: Sure thing, but what's in it for me?

by Buttons February 15, 2005

Lauter-rope

To accidentally ejaculate upon one's own face while masturbating.

"Dude, I Lauter-roped today, and I don't understand why girls always complain about it. It's not so bad."

by McDeuced May 15, 2009

Black Lantern

Uber-negro, a black man that greatly surpasses the qualifications to be black.

A black man apart of the lantern core with the ability to emit his blackness on others

That guy there is suave, fast, a tall slim glass of dark chocolate, he is a black lantern

Its a static shock, its black panther, no bitch its black lantern!

Obama he is a true black lantern

by black lantern September 25, 2009