Krystjann

An amazing gifted spiritual psychic healer able to tell you the answers to why and what!

Wish I had a Krystjann right about now, then I'd know

by Gifted Healer February 3, 2012

krystal with a k

a stripper

krystal with a k do be getting it down

by CosmicBark07 October 20, 2020

kruptzi

A Gamer and Basketball Person, Mostly play Fortnite and is Insane and Makes $100 - $300 a day from doing Fortnite WAGERS. Also Good At Basketball.

Gamer and Basketball Person. Kruptzi can be Toxic sometimes but after all he doesn’t mean it and is a actually kind person.

by YT Vehptic December 6, 2020

Krystal Steamer Pack

The act of pooping on a girls face while gizzing on her chest.

Bro 1: "How was last night?"
Bro 2: "It got messy. I ate a Big Mack and gave that swamp donkey a Krystal Steamer Pack"

by blowies January 17, 2011

Krystal

A place to buy small, nasty little hamburgers. The southern equivilent to White Castle.

"Yo man I'm hungry. Wanna go over to Krystal's?"
"Krystal? Hell no, let's go get White Castles. They got those crinkle cut fries."

by EA - A November 28, 2005

Texas Krypton Massacre

When you jizz in a girl's ear and beat her to death with a rock of kryptonite.

"Marcy wouldn't make me a sandwich so i Texas Krypton Massacred her. By the way that means i beat to death with kryptonite after jizzing in her ear.

by arex poopy December 31, 2011

krysta

this girl is a boujee bitch.. you might spot her twerking on a table at your local frat house or drinking a soy latte in her timberlands. she may be a pussy poppin thot on the weekends but she's always a good time and everyone loves her anyways

jake: holy shit dude did you see krysta last night?
nelson: yeah dude shes fucking crazy

by laceygirl February 24, 2017