Ketterweed

Marijuana that is of inferior quality, containing little, if any, THC or cannabanoids; alternatively used to describe any substance that resembles marijuana but is actually a different (non-psychoactive) herb. Use of the term appears to be restricted to central Ohio, Baltimore, MD and the Cleveland-Buffalo-Rochester corridor.

Mom, Toss me your car keys. My dealer sold me some ketterweed and I'm gonna drive over there and burn down his f-ing house.

by Drunken Horde August 1, 2016

Kettling

Def. Rolling down the car windows on a crisp autumn day and blasting the heater.

Its a chilly day, we should take a drive and go kettling.

by sf303 October 14, 2016

kettil

Kettil is defined by the rules of being the mother of god. Kettil might be stubborn sometimes but the intelligence of Albert Einstein and the kindness of the mother ape makes Kettil to the master of humanity! Despite all of this, he is also the shortest man ever to be seen!

Oh my god! Even Kettil is taller than me!
You're such a Kettil sometimes!

by Tallman December 13, 2016

Kettle Bomb

To boil water in a kettle and throw it over someone.

For example:

Guy 1: "yo I heard some guy tried breaking into your house last night what did you do?"

Guy 2: "I went to my window and kettle bombed him!"

by DCFC_Bowen February 15, 2017

ketterjedn

named after the nastiest person living in the northern hemisphere, a so-called "ketterjedn" is a specific type of creature-like sub-human living in such a great amount of agony and pain, the most common words leaving its mouth are miserable sentences like "i hate my life" and "strongly considering re-opening my wow account".

"mike, stop being such a dick to your mother, you're acting like a ketterjedn"

by padnbryn April 5, 2017

kreiter

kreiter (kr-ī-ter) is a german name. it means cabbage farmer ;p

~full name?
-*first name* kreiter

~ha! so you're like a cabbage patch kid lol!
-something like that XD

by scuba371 May 18, 2017

kreate

New and never heard of before methods that create unique and innovative products and solutions

Sam: "I didn't think we could do it Johnny. I didn't think that an entire city could be powered by the sun."
Johnny "Oh, it's all you shikhs. You kreate. I just watched."

by pseudejacket April 21, 2018