bottom knot

Hair above the anus gather and tied together in a pony tail style.

Brian is bald but he rocks the bottom knot while Jo shoves a dildo in his ass.

by Gossett's future baby January 3, 2017

Elmo Knots

Excessive knotted up ass hairs of a ginger that has a very hairy anal region.

I’m so repulsed. That burly, hairy ginger plumber they sent out bent over and his plumer’s crack was spouting Elmo Knots.

I finally shagged that Hot ginger chick in accounting. But dude her ass was full of Elmo Knots.

by Eaton Holgoode May 4, 2018

Leaky Balloon Knot

A dangerous situation in which a fart has to come out but the likelihood of an accidental pants shattin because of the trots is to great.

X-"Damn this gas is making me feel horrible."

Z- " Better out then in, let it go."

X- "I can't, if I push this out I will get a leaky balloon knot.

by gimpfeet August 26, 2009

Tying A Knot

Cock and ball torture performed on dog furries.

"I saw a video of these two guys tying a knot. It killed a part of me, and not a little part, a BIG part."

by Eleven Tails February 15, 2020

Naughty Knot

When two individuals engage in oral sex and the beard of the gentleman tangles itself with the pubic hair of the woman. Usually acheived while in the sexual position of sesenta nueve, that's 69 for all you non-hispanics.

"Ouch!" screamed Gertrude...
"Whats wrong?" Leonard asked.
"I think have ourselves a naughty knot" she replied.

Some hairy bitches never learn.

by Stevie Y December 21, 2004

kotton mouth kings

Also know as KMK. One of the greatest bands ever.

Kotton Mouth Kings kick ass.

by Christina H May 15, 2004

kottke

To solicit attention and support for an undertaking of grandiose proportions and then failing to meet the promised expectations.

v. Bob said he was going to landscape his yard if we helped him rake the leaves, but all he did was mow the lawn -- he kottked us.

by fandango_matt July 24, 2008