Diego’s knees

The knees that don’t exist

Fudu Salia Diego’s knees

by Buddi guy December 25, 2018

shitter's knee

The red marks that show up on your knees when a lot of time has been reading, texting, or using a smartphone on the toilet.

Steve: "Did you have a good shit?"
Jamie: "Dang right I did."
Steve: "Yeah I can see your shitter's knee with those shorts on."

by Magikchef01 October 15, 2013

Knee-rubbing

When you touch your knee, with their knee, so they get attracted to you.

Barbara: Stop Knee-rubbing me.
Robert: What? I'm not knee-rubbing you. What are you talking about?

by Rodopabapbop March 9, 2020

Knee driving

Similar to knee steering knee driving is a more competitive version when the driver of a car uses only their knees to steer the car when driving for as long as possible.

Person #1: dude I’ve been knee steering for 5 minutes!
Person #2: dude 5 minutes is nothing, you know the knee driving world record is so much longer!

Cohen H Koshar holds the world record of knee driving for 69 miles.

by DTOpposion December 26, 2022

middle knee

The inbetween knee, if you know what I mean

Dude, she touched my middle knee!

by STEELFIRE3698 November 1, 2018

Knee gurr

A savage kick to the knee, intended to make the recipient collapse.

Ohh man, that was a bad knee gurr. Where's the Tylenol?

by Dr. Andy Loco April 23, 2023

Sweet Knee's

Sweet knees is the same as bees knees or cool beans. An awkward phrase that means cool

Oh Sweet Knee's (Gasp) that's cool

by Hdjejsm March 29, 2017