The Kieth Olberman Shuffle

When you take thumbtacks, place them as deep as possible into a girls ass skin (to stimulate the never endings of course) meanwhile, you are beating the pussy up with a rolled up news paper until the bleeding lubricates it naturally. When she is close to passed out call her a slut, cut her head off with a chainsaw and put it on a tiki pole. Grab your best Indian outfit and do a sacrificial dance around the pole while sacrificing a live sheep. This is followed by an anal rape session.

Did you throw away the paper honey? i would love to do The Kieth Olberman Shuffle tonight.

by DREKKKKKKKKKKKKK March 8, 2011

kiet

A courageous person, whom love their friends and families and is an amazing christian. A person who is a good influence on their peers and people around them. A person who is smart and cares about their grades and do not procrastinate on any subjects that involves them.

Wow Kiet scored a perfect score on his Ap World History test!

by Chinggis Khan's son February 28, 2017

high as a kite and twice as purple

Expression of great joy in natural or artificial intoxication. Created by Michelle Hunnicutt

Dude, Im high as a kite and twice as purple.

by Chris Calvert April 16, 2004

Sky Kitten

Common household fly.

Name inspired by PETAs 'Sea Kitten' campaign to re-brand fish as cute animals and their subsequent objections to Barack Obama's killing of a fly during a news conference.

Aww - don't kill that fly! They're Sky Kittens you know. You wouldn't swat a kitten!! ...or would you?

by Zebidee55 June 21, 2009

Kittalicious

Extremely pleasing to the eye.
Very desirable and attractive.
Good enough to eat.
Usually but not always female.
from the noun Kitta

Nikita is completely kittalicious

by Anoneemouse January 6, 2004

kite

device used in certain weather to keep families entertained for hours.

Lets go fly a kite...and never leave the ground

by Michael F. February 13, 2006

Atomic Kitten

THE best band ever ever EVER! No one can beat them, not Girls Aloud, Pussycat Dolls or even Sugababes so get told! They had an amazing worldwide fan base, their own racing team, car, clothing range and so much more! Love for the kittens!

Suzy: Who's the best band ever?
Me: ATOMIC KITTEN of course!

by AtomicKittenRule May 26, 2006