Kevin

Kevin is basically awesome and is always cute and funny he can take a girl from any one and love's video games but he is normally short and is cool.

Is that kevin OMG

by Kevin, November 6, 2019

Kevin's Famous Chili

"The secret is to undercook the onions"

"At least once a year, I like to bring in some of my Kevin's Famous Chili".

by cairoan May 6, 2020

kevin lin

The fucking OG at ball. Plays ball in a flannel, jeans, and a dress shoe.

Has a lotta drip!💯

LLook at Kevin lin over there! He got so much dripppp.”

by Yea_0k_br0 July 7, 2020

Kevin L

The type of guy that would go to the washroom and get stuck in there for 2-6 days and he is constantly constipated

Damn that man is definitely a Kevin L he has been in there for 3 days already

by Kevin Baldo October 24, 2020

Kevin Patterson

Kevin Patterson is a detective that works at Richard Hale School, who somehow waffles about your body language and tries to get you excluded because of the way you are standing. Once he got all scared because a Year 11 told him to F off and he ran to the headmaster’s office scared for his life.

Student 1: Is that Kevin Patterson?
James Beckwith: Oi Kevin f*** off
Student 1: Look at him run
James Beckwith: What a pussio

by Big Up RHS October 30, 2020

Kevin McAllister

To have one's belongings, especially groceries, spill to the ground as a result of their bag(s) ripping open.

I'm gonna go back for another bag, these bags feel like they're gonna Kevin McAllister on me.

by Owen Wilsons Nose October 8, 2020

Kevin

A guy/friend who always disagrees with you even if you are right. And also goes to the opposite of what you like.
The person might be obese or one of your friends who is always a self-proclaimed know-it-all.

Man: Hey you wanna get some taco bell? There's a new taco I like and it looks delicious

Man 2: No way dude. The new taco sucks. It tastes bad so bad. And Taco bell? Really dude? It sucks. I hate it.

Man: OK If you say so... KEVIN

by Sr Tupid0 January 3, 2021