Ketchup Bottle

When you are having anal with a girl you jam your dick all the way into her ass. Then say "Oh no its stuck!" Then you slap her ass and pull real fast and tell her "Sometimes you just gotta give it a little tap"

Guy 1 "yo nigga I gave my girl the ketchup bottle last night it was off the chain"
guy 2 "I told you to stop calling me a nigger"
Guy 1 "yo mah bad slavery was wack"

by Crouching tiger hidden nigger September 23, 2009

Pancakes and ketchup

When 2 men put syrup on their dicks(as lube)and stick there dicks together in the womens vag while the is women on her period.

Suzy: Oh! I got it!
Carl & Steve: Yah we Do!
.......
o shit is that blood?
Suzy: pancakes and ketchup BITCH!

by McNuggletBagels June 18, 2008

kettch

1. A fag.
2. A furry genderless bear-like animal from the famous Star Wars Trilogy.
3. used to describe a person that is curiously homosexual, and yells in incomprehensible phrases.

Synonymous to: GAYTOE, MC(Massive Cock)

look at that kettch, what a fag.

by darthz0rz_vad0rzitch September 5, 2004

ketchup injection

When you only have one hand available cause you are driving or something and you strategically place French fries in your mouth and open the ketchup packet and squirt a bit into your mouth and eat, Hench the ketchup injection.

I was driving and couldnt squirt kechup on my fries so I resorted to the old stand by of a ketchup injection.

by Rainbolt September 1, 2009

ketchup

ahhhhhhh...a food group.

Mom: Jimmy, would you like some french toast?
Jimmy: I'll eat it if it has ketchup on it!

by Lumpkin July 5, 2005

Angry Ketchup

angry ketchup is good to do on a man who has done something as revenge or just for shits and giggles. you tell him your making a home cooked meal make fries and if your period is heavy bleed all over his lunch the clumpyier the better...then watch as he dips his fries in your homemade secret sauce and after he's used every drop...leave the room and call him from a safe distance and tell him your secret ingredient...hahahahah

i made my boyfriend some angry ketchup last night.

by Bummpydoodle....Aha NIKKI! October 17, 2008

keech

Shite.

As in the product, not Man U.

by Harry Monk September 8, 2003