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The Jonas Brothers

Prepubescent queers that suck at life and attempting to make music. The youngest queer, Nick, dated Hannah fucking Montana...that says it all.
"Hey Joe, look at that guy over there. What a bod!" says the youngest of the Jonas Brothers, Nick.
"That one over there is even hotter!" said Kevin
by IdOnTlIkEtHeJoNaSbRoThErS October 23, 2008
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The Jonas Brothers

An annoying boy band that consists of absolutely NO Straight-Guy fans..
They're only liked because every 10-16 year-old-girl/homo thinks that they're "uber hawtt!!"
Even though they forget the lyrics to a legend's song and don't have very much talent.. they still became extremely famous.. somehow..
The Jonas Brothers (Nick Jonas): Very superstitious, writings on the wall, very superstitious.. ummowajfios
Audience: *Hides laughter and disappointment*
by JonasBrothers=Queers July 17, 2009
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The Jonas Brothers

Three sexually confused brothers, who have no talent whatsoever.
They also are extremely unattractive and llok nothing alike.
Ew Hannah Montana is almost as bad as the Jonas Brothers!
by Bethy Ramone January 18, 2009
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Jonafied

1 - When someone becomes obsessed with the Jonas Brothers
2 - When somebody puts a bunch of Jonas Brother quotes or posters or other such JB things on something or someone

It's pretty much when the Jonas brothers "Pone" (not Pwn) someone/thing either directly or through their fans.
Example 1 - Girl 1 - "Wow, Alicia's room is filled with JB posters"
Girl 2 - "Yah she's totally been Jonafied"

Example 2 - Girl 1 - "Did you see the third stall from the door in the girls washroom on the second floor?"
Girl 2 - "YES! Stacey was in there yesterday and she totally Jonafied the walls! The janitors were all like 'Yo that's illogical, I can't have it'"
by Codi Starks III March 14, 2008
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nick jonas

An example of a eunich that entertains little boys and girls. He wears a purity ring as a testament for irony, for he desires all of the little children he preforms to. Legally, though, this is acceptable for he stands at the age of 15. The majority of his fangirls believe that they just may have a chance, that he'll abandon all religious vows he makes by his actions and wearing a purity ring and rip off her clothes.
Nick Jonas, you know you're not good when you look out into the crowd and the main color that you see is pink.
by OhMyGodAFlyingChinchilla March 6, 2008
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frankie jonas

The 'bonus Jonas' the fourth jonas brother and by far the most adorable one. Not yet a member of the Jonas Brothers but may one day become a member. goofy and loves to wrestle with his older brothers. He is NOT adopted. Kinda acts like Joe.
by Samurai Jack December 27, 2007
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JOnas BRothers

A group that has no future in their life. They have really bad songs, and they simultaneously go out with Miley Cyrus and other crap celebrities.
Hey, you know that band Jonas Brothers?
Yeah, why?
Coz they suck.
by Mr X is asleep. February 15, 2009
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