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jonah

he is the sweetest and cutest boy you will ever meet! he always picks you up when your down! he says a lot of bad things about himself but none of them are true! he is the most genuine guy you will ever meet and you’ll never wanna lose him ever! he is destined to be with an alayna!
person 1: aren’t you dating jonah
alayna: ya i love him
person 1: your so lucky he’s so sweet
alayna: i know right
by mehoe November 4, 2019
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Johnathan

A pretty cool dude. He’s a true gentleman through and through and can cheer you up in an instant. He breathes well and sometimes too well.If you kiss his girl or kill his dog he’ll be fine with it but not if you do both. Don’t ask him about it or he gets upset but he know how to get around some vampires. Again don’t ask about it.
Person A: Hey look it’s johnathan
Person B: IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING JOJOS REFERENCE?!?!?
Person A: have you been taking drugs again?
by IjustlikeJoJo April 28, 2020
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joneth

someone who is the best wifey <3 and short <3 bde strong tho
joneth is a real one yhyh
by kaheehee October 18, 2020
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Jonah

a sexy guy who loves to have sex and has a giant penis and is amazing having sex all the girls want to fuck his brains out and he loves it
Yo man I fuck 5 girls last night I'm such a Jonah
by robber1q2 January 15, 2010
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Jonatan

He is very good at bs-ing people. Especially at HomeDepot regarding electricity. He will eventually be going to Barcelona for 3 months . Oh wait no! He will instead meet a pretty girl with a smile named Leslee and will take her to Paris.NOT only that, but they will do anything to text her, they will even buy a charger at work. Usually Jonatan's dislike soups any sorta soups. They are all about the pugs life. Oh wait no, pug life chooses them ;) and are crazy about animals! All in all Jonata's are great at listeners, superduper outgoing , passionate about J's , b-ball and Chainz without the 2. Jonatan's are ideal friends , caring , attentioned to detail, can be sensitive, dislike rides , committed to that ine special person, loves his family, and intellectual. If you ever come across a JONATAN in your life, you better believe it! They are keepers!
Dang he has some dope J's ! He must be a Jonatan !
by theprettysmilegurl January 10, 2014
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Jonathan

Jonathan is the dream boy. His adorable smile and his charming ways will make you fall in love. He may be insecure but he just needs someone to tell him he's got it all! Not to mention he's the perfect boyfriend. I'm not just writing this for all the Jonathan's out there. I'm also writing it for the one i love:)
I am never letting go of my Jonathan
by daniela._.9191 May 30, 2017
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shjonathan (her/she-jonathan)

A sexy, curvaceous, cis-gender female. Exudes Bruce Lee moves and liberal destroyer. Gay rights activist. Anti-vaccine and strongly believes in the micro-chips. She loves to talk to boomers and criticize hermeneutics. At the end of prayers, she always includes Amen and Awomen. She is loved by all who know her and is the life of every party. She won't be afraid to stand up strongly for what she believes in. Some of the the most intelligent women are named Shjonathan.
I wanna masuk that shjonathan (her/she-jonathan)
by he-jonathan May 5, 2021
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