Joker Card

Pulling out penis out during sex and performing a suprise cumshot.

My girlfriend was pissed off last night when I pulled a joker card on her face.

by Fallenb4u March 18, 2017

Joker Main

A Shit Smash Player That Only Spams Buttons

Andrew is shit because he is a joker main

by YoKamui September 12, 2019

joleen

term for clogging the toilet

guy: did you just joleen the toilet again?

by seven1993 April 24, 2008

Bloody Joker

When you are about to have anal with a woman when you discover that her anus is to small to fit your penis into so you get a knife and slit the top and bottom of her anus to make it stretch apon entry

Butthole Bloody Joker Blood Anus

by DanenJack44 November 6, 2010

The Joker

The Joker is when you fuck a girl who is on her period. You then take your bloody dick, cockslap her in the mouth and ask her "Why so serious?".

I gave my girlfriend The Joker last night during sex.

by Roam/Bumble Gums April 2, 2011

joker

a slang term that originated in the southern California region; joker is used in place of the word penis as an insult

The only joker here is in your pants

by dickie mcgee June 1, 2005

Joker

A joker is someone that makes stupid jokes and thinks they are the bomb when they suck..

Usually referred to as a card or something! BUT NO IT IS JUST A SUCKY -JOKER-

Joker: Wanna hear a bad- I mean good joke?

Mike: Of coarse I mean you are the joker right? Ha!

Joker: Why did the cat cross the road.?

Mike: What? I don't know can you tell your joke now?

Joker: Ha? I just did?

Mike: OOOOOH-KAY??!!?!!?!

by The Freakin' smart one. July 19, 2009