Jeff Lynne

The only white dude who looks cool with an Afro and shades oh and lots of facial hair Electric Light Orchestra frontman, good songwriter/producer/multi instrumentalist.

Jeff Lynne is a talented guy

by william the wallace March 15, 2006

Thomas Jefferson

Someone who wrote the following: when in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

Thomas Jefferson wrote the Declaration of Indipendence.

by Mr. Awesome II July 10, 2015

Jeff Bowden

The greatest Offensive Coordinator in college football today. His offensive strategy is light years ahead of everyone else. Norm Chow ain't got nuthin on Jeffie.

Damn..........Jeff Bowden is da bomb. Did you see that 1 yard out pattern he called on 3rd and 20? That's pure genius right there.

by Bobby Bowden September 28, 2006

Jeef Himself

The ganja messiah. The one true Jeef.

Jeef Himself says "the future is green"

by jeef November 22, 2003

Jeffi

Jeffies are opioid analgesic medication synthesized from opium-derived thebaine. In other words any form of opioid medication. Usually in the form of but not limited to; oxycodone or hydrocodone. Many name brands of "Jeffies" are; Oxycontin "The King Jeffi", or weaker forms of "Jeffies" sch as Loraltab or Percocet. Other forms of "Jeffies" are such forms of opioid such as methadone, codeine, morphine, and even on some cases heroin. The name "Jeffi" derives from the people who sell drugs like these. When buying such drugs you have to deal with low life's that aren't legally named "Jeffi" but just look like they should be. This is from things like being overweight and having bent up glasses and being over medicated on Jeffies at all times.

Hey man you wana celebrate and grab a couple jeffies and watch a movie?" or "Dude im so jeffied right now I don't know when I'm asleep or when I'm awake its crazy brah." or "Man I love Jeffies but I hate Jeffi.

by Da Beaks January 21, 2011

Jeffin

Jeffins are one of the most kind boys you'll ever meet. They are sweet, caring, and actually care about you. Jeffin's are different from any other boy, they don't care about looks or body. They'd never ask for nudes. They are very protective of their friends. They are a little quiet and can keep to themselves but are overall just weird, awkward and the most fun. Jeffins make the best jokes. no cap. They will make you laugh until you're crying. They know the most random facts. They also always know the right words to say to calm you down. You can always confide in them and they will only confide in you if the really trust you. They might seem weird at first but give them a chance, they may surprise you.

Person 1: "Did you see that weird dude Jeffin today? Why was he rambling on about some random fact?"
Person 2: "Man, you don't even know him. He's actually pretty cool once you give him a chance."

by avgwhitegurl September 17, 2019

jeff foxworthy

an unfunny person, who only has 1 joke up his sleeve. he is the reason everyone thinks southerners are stupid. had a sitcom that thankfully failed. he must die!

oh my god! they're showing rerun jeff foxworthy, where did the damn remote go?

by da trick biatch December 21, 2005