County jail brown brief

County jail brown brief: the fresh white underwear that the county gives you to wear along with the blue shirt and pants.

Deputy : everybody line up…

Inmate: everybody get in line.

Deputy: tell them your size and go. Don’t hold the line. Whatever you get you cannot exchange it. Are we clear?

Inmate: large

Deputy: next

Inmate: small

Inmate: yo dept? Can I get a white one. This one is brown

Deptuty: they’re all the same. Next!
Inmate: yo dept. This one is brown. In the middle there’s poop on it…

Deputy: let me see that. Hold it up. Show me. Well what do you know. Next

Inmate: can I exchange it?

Deputy: nope. Wash it!

Inmate: that’s “county jail brown brief”

by Bigbirddebelen November 10, 2022

JAIL BARN

to hold an entity liable to conviction without an due with an right.

He's an jail barn.

by On thee trend January 9, 2020

Aldine Jail Route Grim Reaper

Name for the grim reaper of aldine mailroute aka Rene (the white crow)

Watchout the Aldine Jail Route Grim Reaper is coming!!!

by Jailroute April 18, 2022

crypto jail

When you stake your Ethereum in Ethereum 2.0 on coinbase and can’t sell for an undisclosed amount of time.

Larry wanted to hodl his crypto, but couldn’t trust himself and put his crypto into crypto jail.

by Stevenbakermac August 13, 2021

jail peasant

every ones bitch

guy1: come here you jail peasant

guy2: ya come

Guy3:ya
guy4:please
jail peasant: fine

by daddybeater65 October 20, 2017

Layout jail

Layout jail happens on Twitter when someone tags you in a post and if you don’t respond in the desired time you have to change your layout. The layouts are usually cursed images and things you would never want your layout to be

P1 - “ god dammit I was put in layout jail for a day!!”
P2 - “oh no I feel so bad for you”

by Ratlord April 16, 2021

jailing

accustoming oneself to life in jail and adapting one’s lifestyle to make one’s time there as tolerable as possible. Usually by making another inmate look foolish for others enjoyment.

"Dont let people Jail on you, always stand up for yourself"

You saw how zeke was jailing on shawn, that shit was funny as hell."

"Maaaan, stop jailing bro, fuck outta here"

by Prisonmike2.0 October 9, 2023