ivan

michelle’s boyfriend.

don’t look , talk , touch and/or interact with ivan because michelle will kill u.

by ivan’sgirlfriendd January 20, 2022

alexander ivanov

A Russian boy who blames Asia for Russia's average penis size being small

You are such an alexander ivanov blaming the ling-lows

by faggy waggy nitty December 6, 2017

Ivana tinkle

what's that you say? go ahead and go.... anytime.......

(shout this)'Ivana Tinkle'

by he likes to eat socks January 28, 2003

Ivan

Some gay ass nigga

Nobody:
Ivan: 🌈

by Uslyslhjclhfig jfvhlkydkyd June 2, 2019

Ivan

Ivan is a Russian kid who is addicted to mobile games and math. You can often find him jacking off the Velma or Daphne from Scooby Doo. He also likes to be racist and annoying calling kids niggers and cunts. He wishes that one day his dick will grow but in the end it will be eternally small. Like his sex life.

"Ivan is such a fucking idiot."
"Yeah I hope Ivan gets raped by his stepdad"

by BeckFestBOI January 16, 2020

Ivan

A bashful man monkey who has difficulty picking up women and regurgitates on himself.When it comes to ladies he is like the blind squirrel that doesn't get many acorns.

Dude, you totally pulled an Ivan with that chick tonight, go change your shirt.

by earthly February 3, 2010

Ivan

People with the name Ivan always have big mouth, they usually talk trash about people on multi-media, but when you face them in real life they are a pussy. People of this name likes to cheat in class to get good grades. When they go to college they probably will drop out, Asian included. HE IS SUCH A PUSSY THAT HE IS WHAT HE EATS. He talk trash about everyone in school but someone also do it back to him. Instant Karma!

He's such a pussy and his name is Ivan...

by Amaterastsu March 26, 2017