Italian Swimsuit

The term used to describe what people in the mafia would make their victims "wear" before swimming with the fishes. Usually consisting of weights/bricks/other heavy objects being attached to someone before being thrown into a large, deep body of water.

Mafia guy: Hey, this guy won't pay up.

Other guy: Well, let's give him an Italian Swimsuit because he's gonna be swimming with the fishes pretty soon.

Mafia guy: I'll go grab some bricks.

by Jukedalon May 2, 2010

shemoose (italianus microphallus)

An aging never was who believes that women in chatrooms find him "sexy",
he exists on playing eat the mud pie and mayonnaise sandwich with his neighbors 12 year old son. It has also been said that he funds his lifestyle by selling used cars and playing glory hole with his mother for 5 dollars a shot. His hobbies include slamming his ''big ITALIAN meat'' in a desk drawer to prove that tough guys don't cry and he ain't no pussy fag, and singing Barry Manilow karaoke while wearing a t shirt that reads " Beat me up I'm WICKED GAY!''

We regret that we cannot and will not give an example because it was just too fucking stupid to type.

by BuddyChrist February 21, 2005

italian

The most beautiful language in the world.

Io adoro l'italiano!

by il_mio_cuore May 8, 2007

Italian Turkey

When a man reaches around a woman during face to face coitus and spreads her anus, then swinging his testicles into the woman's anus from underneath. The anus is then released at exactly the right time in order to close around one or both of the man's testicles. Often this sex act is accompanied by humming the theme song to the Back to the Future film trilogy.

My boyfriend blew out my o-ring doing an Italian Turkey when we had sex at my Grandma's funeral.

by SlowMoJones August 25, 2010

Italian Mountain Yodeler

The act of Italian Mountain Yodeling involves the said yodeler, who sits on an orange traffic cone, letting it slide into their anus, the traffic cone represents the mountain. Whilst the yodeler yodels with their mouth open as wide as possible, men surrounding the yodeler masturbate all around. The surrounding "goats" then suck their semen into their anus. Then the goats pair up and sit on each others shoulders but backwards so that they are having oral sex. The mounted goats then defecate and vomit on the yodeler. The goats repeat the sucking of juices into their anus, then deposit the said juices into the yodeler through the traffic cone. The yodeler then stores the liquids inside of themselves for three days without defecation. Then there will be much defecation as the yodeler lets this mixture explode out of themselves, but it is caught in a jar! Then the yodeler sings a jolly tune as he or she yodels and bathes in the stew.

I couldn't believe it when that girl said she wanted me to make her into an Italian Mountain Yodeler

by murdoc222 October 21, 2011

Italian women

The female population of Italy. Known for having large breasts.

Big boobs to Italian women is like big butts to black women.

by oneandonlygod!! October 19, 2021

Esercito Italiano

Is like the Army in USA. It is operative in Nato Base (Napoli, Sigonella, Verona ecc.).
Recently (from the 2004) recruitment it happens only for the volunteers, therefore it is a army of specializes. I am fierce to have made the military service in the Italian Army, in 1982 it was still obligatory.
I had opportunity to make friends with american service, expecially US Navy and Air Force. I remember with pleasure Sara J. and Katherine N., ciao.

The constricption period in Esercito Italiano was one year long.

by Ciolabella April 1, 2008