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Infini-Porn

i, the porn wizard, bless you all with infini-porn! as a token of my love and adoration to my husband; the angsty timekeeper.
the infinity represents that time has no beginning and no end. the porn is self explanatory 🌚

∞🍆 is a concept describing something without any bound, or something larger than any natural being 👀 and has n o e n d. philosophers have speculated about the nature of the infini-porn, one of whom has proposed many paradoxes involving infini-porn and one who has used the idea that infini-porn, even in small quantities, leads to exhaustion. this idea is also at the basis of infinitesimal dick energy

at the end of 19th century, ur mum introduced and studied infinite positions and infinite penises, which are now an essential part of the foundation of smexy times. for example, in modern porn, a dick is viewed as h u g e, and the power of infini-porn is larger than the universe itself. it is omnipotent. it could be it’s own being. thus the concept of infini-porn refines and extends ( 🍆🍆 much like a dick) the old philosophical concept. it is used e v e r y w h e r e. even in areas you would least expect.
church (y’all are sinners) and pornhub but that’s not really a surprise. for example, 50 shades of grey uses the very existence of infini-porn as a major plot point.

the concept of infini-porn is also used in physics and the other sciences (especially biology ;3 )
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infinite snatch

Endless amount of vagina used for cooking or sex
My world is full of yummy infinite snatch
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infinite

the amount of dicks dead eye has sucked
man, dead eye has sucked a lot of dicks, an infinite amount
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Infinianaire

Noun. (plural infinianaires) Somebody whose wealth is unlimited dollars , or other currency.
Hodling bitcoin is how CB/I\N became the first infinianaire.
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Indini

"there are indinis on the main Street!"
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imbincibles

Stupid people that believe they are immune to the covid virus And don't practice social distancing. Part Invincible / Part Imbicile .
There are imbincibles in my social media feed that believe 5G causes covid-19 and they aren't social distancing.
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Infinite Platoon

An infinite platoon is a vivid dream - often a nightmare - that sticks with you for a long period of time. It usually occurs when you are physically or mentally stressed. Current life events and thoughts or fears are filtered through dream logic, creating something uncanny and hard to forget.
A common infinite platoon is dreaming about a movie you just watched (ex. Platoon) and a deep anxiety (ex. wasting time, perhaps by watching an infinitely long movie).
Infinite platoons have become more common during the COVID-19 quarantine due to higher levels of stress and boredom.
I think I had an infinite platoon last night, I can't stop thinking about it. I woke up on the verge of tears.
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