Paper Blanket

Paper Blanket is fools gold. It looks good from a far bit when you look close you see that it's not going to keep you warm and easy to break through

The Washington Nationals are a paper Blanket. Every year they win the division and go out in the first round

by Doug Chartre October 9, 2017

papered down

It is the last few drinks of coffee, or other beverages in the paper to go cup.

Person1: "dude arnt you going to finish your coffee?"
Person2: "No man the rest is all papered down."

by Roger Badackter March 27, 2009

Saku Paper

One of the greatest people of all time

Saku Paper is a great person

by Tababean August 27, 2021

Paper Shaman

A divorced middle-aged white person (usually a woman) who took a fun little weekend shaman training seminar from another white person and received a paper certificate certifying they are a shaman, and are now eligible to dance with crystals and cacao in a totally cool expression of cultural appropriation- especially on social media.

The paper shaman brought their crystals they bought from their ayahuasca trip at Burning Man.

by BigRed41 February 14, 2023

paper cut

something small but sure hurts a lot

by bringing up an old argument my current partner had with an ex they got a "paper cut"

by chocolateswitchUD March 9, 2022

Paper Blizzarding

Paper Blizzarding: the act of getting a piece of paper and cutting or tearing it into little pieces . Once you have those little pieces you can blow them on someone, giving them a blizzard of paper.

You just got paper blizzarded

Paper Blizzarding: the act of getting a piece of paper and cutting or tearing it into little pieces . Once you have those little pieces you can blow them on someone, giving them a blizzard of paper.

by Gregory Ferrara January 7, 2019

Paper Champ

A person or team that wins the championship without beating the actual titleholder and it is known that they can't defend the title against the actual champ. This may happen due to any reason like the actual champ being out of competition with injury or travel issues or anything.

When Jon Jones got stripped of the title, DC was nothing but a paper champ.

by NoVax DjoCovid January 30, 2022