Repetitive Respiration Illness

Something you would tell your boss to get out of work. The true definition is “breathing”

Person 1: Sorry boss. I was just diagnosed with Repetitive Respiration Illness. I can’t come in until tomorrow.

Boss: Oh that’s ok. Can you send me a picture of the doctors note?
Person 1: …

by BABA HOOHA December 20, 2022

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The Beach (Mental Illness)

The concept of a "beach" is a human perception constructed from sensory input, blending sand, water, and various elements into a mental experience. In reality, there is no universal or intrinsic existence of a beach; it is a mental abstraction shaped by individual interpretations of coastal environments.

I have been diagnosed with The Beach (Mental Illness). I have episodes where I believe there is a beach. In reality, there is no such thing.

by FLCOnTop January 3, 2024

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Ashhadu an la ilaha illa Dinkah

proclaim there is no God but the one and only true God of the forest and caves, Dinkan.
Literally, to bear witness that there is no God but Dinkan.

After scientific analysis of the Holy Balamangalam, and further deep dive into the mysteries of the deep sea, awestruck by the floating pharaoh in the waters, all scientists threw away their research papers and confessed "Ashhadu an la ilaha illa Dinkah"

by Muhmiyin March 26, 2026

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