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Hypocrite

People that be like “bitches be like” but be the bitches that be like.
Tyrel is a hypocrite! He said “bitches be cheating” but he cheated on her last week.
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Hypocritamus

The botanical name of African Wailers native to Nigeria and the sub group of PDP, a localised party of ultra corrupt, bigoted and unreasonable followers of an umbrella.
Hypocritamuses have cancelled Ortomatic Fiom for saying he respects #PMB.
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Hypocritamus

The botanical name of African Wailers native to Nigeria and the sub group of PDP, a localised party of ultra corrupt, bigoted and unreasonable followers of an umbrella.
Hypocritamuses have cancelled Ortomatic Fiom for saying he respects #PMB.
by Yasus Afari June 29, 2021
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Hypocrite

Something no one is allowed to be except myself.
A hypocrite.
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Hypocrites

1. People or persons who mandate or expect a certain standard of behaviour while simultaneously not applying those standards to themselves.

2. People who criticize others for behaviour or beliefs that they already practice in private.

3. Fox News.
It was reported across multiple news networks today what their COVID-19 mitigation measures are within their studios. It was discovered that Fox News had long since mandated employees disclose their vaccination status, and that all off-camera employees are required to wear masks. This is despite the continuing anti-mask, anti-vaccine mandate calls and criticisms shared by their daytime and nightly talk show hosts. Individuals who have been openly contemptuous of mask mandates and hostile towards the accredited experts, while their news room reports the scientific facts as is, and their parent company requires them to abide the same practices. This was the latest example that exposes Fox News has being a den of hypocrites, who in this case have spread dangerous misinformation they don't believe in or practice.
by Mithridates_Rex August 22, 2021
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Hypocrapathy

A blend of Hypocrite and Apathy, hypocrapathy is the behavior pattern of being apathetic if someone does a bad thing to you but being angry if someone ever does that same bad thing to anyone who isn't you.
Alice: Wow, your boyfriend's being real shitty. you should break up with them.
Bob: Oh, stop with the hypocrapathy Alice: your boyfriend is worse than mine, and you let him walk all over you. If anyone should be breaking up with anybody, it's you with him.
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hypocrit

A person who doesn't like what other people do even though they do it themselves. Usually has biased opinions.
by dogcat is not catdog October 31, 2021
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