Huster

to play hide and seek and then fuck when you've grown up to be real

They were playin huster, and were ol ...at least i dunno 25 or somethin...35...65...FUCKIN GROSS...ole.

by Plagiaristresse/blackoutMstRmn April 27, 2017

HusBro

What you call a man who has married his sister to illegally enter another country.

Did your husbro get his citizenship yet?

by MAGABots March 10, 2020

houser

n. Stay-at-home partner in a relationship. Often used with pity or irony.

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Steve! Long time no see. How's work? No, wait a sec. You're a houser right? Well no shame there. Those clothes aren't going to clean themselves. What do you use for the really stubborn stains? Steve? Why are you crying?

by Lobsterbeybuoy September 14, 2013

Allah Huerta/ Allah

Just kidding., Really?., Wow!, Amazing!, And?, What?.

I just fucked your mom, Allah.. - Joking manner
I just got into Harvard. Allah? - Disbelief
I just did Britney Spears! Allah! - Amazement
When I told her I wasn't the baby's daddy she was like "Allah?" - Confusion

by John Michael January 5, 2004

husfriend

A person who used to be your husband who via divorce, is now a friend (or more than a friend).

Nate isn't my boyfriend. We used to be married. Then we got divorced and now we live together again. He's my husfriend.

by polkadottent August 22, 2008

Hoser

A canadian man. Typically named Colin. He has a cottage and loves to wear flannel. Loves to drink corona even though he's canadian. Really likes his boss. So much so he takes them to his cottage.

The guy on my headset is such a hoser.
Nice trade you hoser.

Should have sold the beans overnight I guess you hoser...eh?

by Farmer Diggler February 12, 2010

hoser

a male "player" who sleeps with lots of women, women who sleep around are called "hosebags"

that hoser likes to hose all the hosebags.

by she-ra June 27, 2004