Hooligan

The old person equivalent of crazy ass motha fucka

Old person who got robbed: That hooligan stole my light up square
Young person who got robbed: Some crazy ass motha fuckas stole my laptop

by Dothejohnwall February 16, 2015

Hooligan

When someone ( normally a 12 year old ) tries to use the word hooligan in jokes to make them look like they know what they're talking about, when in reality no one knows what they are talking about. For some reason, these strange creatures from ages 10 to 14 atually understand each other, for they snicker/laugh uncontrollably at the sound of "hooligan" or the term "69". Perhaps one day, we will find out the secrete to this language of these very peculiar creatures.

"I said swiper no swiping ya hooligan... 69!!!!! Ohhhhhhh!!!!!!" - middle school boy

by jummpyduck0 April 23, 2015

Hooping cough

The cough one gets from the insertion of an item into the anus.

"I was stashing some drugs up my ass and got mad hooping cough!"

by FionaB June 28, 2015

hooliginaism

Taking the act of being a hooligan to the next level

Karishma intimidated Emma from writing the correct answer during Quiz/Trivia nights. This was an act of hooliginaism.

by Mattitude1 April 16, 2016

hooligan

A hooligan is a uneducated hairy dude that live in clans in bases on islands. They are oftenly found waving their arms in the air. They also hide in coconut trees and jump you. If you hear a moan, call the Hooligan Patrol at 62829-82920202938-88888

"Hey dude what-"

*hooligan jumps out waving arms and attacks guy*
Poor Jefferey got jumped by a hooligan. Call the Hooligan Patrol if this ever happens to u.

by hooligan2004 October 13, 2016

Hooligoggan

Out of context information that may be meaningful to the person speaking, but is in fact completely irrelevant (and many times inappropriate) to the listener. The person speaking doesn't necessarily have to be a creepy middle-aged man, but it could be a factor in the situation.

Student 1: How did you like that physics lecture today?
Student 2: It was very informative, but I thought the part where the professor talked about his mother in law massaging his back was kind of weird.
Student 1: Yeah, and don't forget about when he told us about his burning urinary tract infection.
Student 2: What a bunch of hooligoggan.
Professor: You boys want to join me in my office bathroom for blumpkins?

by Dane Gleasac September 20, 2016

Hooking up with a silver lining

When you are having sex with someone but see the possibility of a future relationship

There's a guy I'm hooking up with a silver lining. Maybe in a couple of months we'll date.

by Gessa2 December 2, 2016