J Hook

A penis bending sideways, looking like the letter J.

Ryan could piss around a corner because his dick is a fucking J hook.

"yeah, I guess he wouldn't have a problem fucking his cat either"

by dobrom Bramis January 22, 2009

hook up

When a young man and young woman have romantically feelings toward each other and they start dating each other exclusively. Sometimes the guy and girl start off as friends, but it progresses to something more.

Morgan and Kennedy decided to hook up after Morgan waited and waited for Kennedy to break up with her ex-boyfriend Declan.

by Babydoll75 March 05, 2019

hook -up

another word for full-blown kissing. eg french kissing...maybe a little bit of groping

did you end up hooking up with that hot guy the other night?
yea i did, he was an awesome kisser!

by Torah January 06, 2005

Hook-Up

When people Hook-up, it having sex. most of the time with no stings attached

Boy:wanna Hook-up?
Girl:okay
*insert sex here*
Never talked to eachother again

by MasterOfTheWicket April 16, 2007

off the hook

adj.
1. Freed, as from blame or a vexatious obligation: let me off the hook with a mild reprimand.
2. The Shiznit, something noteworthy, outstanding
3. Off the chain

"That That 70's show is off the hook, breh!"

by privatejokr December 23, 2003

hook-up

When some ass hole comes along, you give him oral and he ignores you for the rest of his douche life. And you die with disguat every time you see him.

Guy:Hey bitch get over here
Girl:what?
Guy:Get over here and give me head
Girl: Okay i guess i have nothing better to do.
they never talk to each other again

i hate hook-ups

by Mollygurl December 16, 2007

hook up

A sterotypical "no strings attached" kind of thing. Mainly occurs at parties, sometimes spontaneous, more times than others though brought up earlier through conversation or texting. Not completely random, but typically the only people who would hook up with eachother are sex crazed men and easy girls. Talked of highly, which it really is looked down upon by others behind their backs. Usually the two people do not continue conversation with each other after "hooking up" either making out, touching, feeling, sex, anything sexual. Done in private or in public.

LIAM: *texing* hey baby, you wanna hook up at that party tonight? no one will care
ANGIE: okay, cant wait;)

by thatdood1 February 10, 2012