hairy farter

Another name for someone’s ass hole.

She was on her jammy dodger (period) so I just bent her over and smashed it up her hairy farter.

by Lord Gannet V March 3, 2020

Hairy Malteaser

When your black ballsack gets so sweaty and drenched in cum that it resembles a hairy malteaser. Often seen in the hands of Liz or Samantha on a Tuesday evening.

Last night the party got so wild that we ended up in his room, by the end of it his ball bag looked like a Hairy Malteaser

by Hairy Malteaser May 10, 2020

hairyness

the scary sight of a very hairy thing from your nightmares

dude you are pure hairyness

by HEEHOO BANAN July 24, 2020

hairy dick cheese

When the dried cum from your dick collides with your pubes to create a special mixture.

Wow! Anthony has some hairy dick cheese!

by beastlyhambuger February 8, 2021

Hairy Handbag

In women's prisons, the Hairy Handbag is where inmates hide their contraband. Also known as a Smelly Safe. The polite term is a vagina

I think Karen has some Heroin hidden in her Hairy Handbag

by Charliebynature April 15, 2021

Hairy Phoenix

When a man with hairy balls and cock gets a second erection.

I thought a was done. But she turn me on so much, I rose again like a hairy Phoenix.

by Mothdust October 21, 2021

Haiyden

Literally the best person you could ever meet. He is such an amazing friend, he was and is always there for me. He has his asshole moments, but he is such a caring, understanding person. <3

"Haiyden and I hung out after school yesterday!"

by urmomslefttesticle January 19, 2022