Guy 1: hey, you see that white man over there in his challenger listening to rap music?
Guy 2: yeah, he’s totally groiding over there
Guy 2: yeah, he’s totally groiding over there
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Dude 1: Man, I pissed so fucking hard today that I think I've developed Groids.
Dude 2: Holy shit bro, you're gonna die.
Father: Son, I think it's time I had a talk with you about the dangers of relieving oneself too forcefully. I want to talk to you about Groids.
Son: Awww, dad, I learned about Groids in the 2nd grade when I first really started experimenting with sniffing model glue.
Dad: Get out of my home!
Dude 2: Holy shit bro, you're gonna die.
Father: Son, I think it's time I had a talk with you about the dangers of relieving oneself too forcefully. I want to talk to you about Groids.
Son: Awww, dad, I learned about Groids in the 2nd grade when I first really started experimenting with sniffing model glue.
Dad: Get out of my home!
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