Gremlin jerky

When a man or woman pisses at such a high pressure that it cleanly cuts a man’s forskin off then proceeds to force feed the man his own forskin with her toes

Kerrilif gave Jake gremlin jerky it was delicious according to him

by Jerkin jerkin May 30, 2025

Lap Gremlin

Someone who sits in people's lap as their friend

"Hey, would you be my Lap Gremlin?"
"Sure, I need some comfort anyways, thank you"

by Carlos the beast April 5, 2024

Dick Gremlin

A homosexual individual who's being lesser than a human being by silently causing trouble by agreeing with other trouble makers and even non chalantly doing minor things they know will cause a giant fuss even a fist fight.

That little dick gremlin is always going behind peoples back and talking smack to get others angry with someone they already don't like regardless if it is true or not then proceeds to be their little silent toadie that sits back and watches the chaos unfold as if they did nothing to cause the problem let alone instigate it.

by Dr.Infernus April 12, 2024

Gremlin

A short child who has anger issues. Will often steal your food as they're fucking fat. May have autism.

FUCK OFF YE LITTLE GREMLIN!

by rizzlerskibiddigyatt May 30, 2024

House Gremlin

A stay at home in a healthy relationship with many sources of income, often kept in hoarded stashes. They love making food. And making things to trade for other things. They are like a house elf, except they have many socks already.

My partner is a house gremlin. They made bead and worked on some pottery today.

by Chrissynitenite February 26, 2024

Oven Gremlin

Oh no! It's not in it's natural environment!

Hym "The air is poison to an oven gremlin! Quick! Get it in the gas chamber! (See? This time I'm SAVING the Jew so it's not Anti-Semitic)"

by Hym Iam March 20, 2024

Gremlin

Gremlin is a type of person who lingers and blacks out at every party they go to

That person is such a gremlin.
She really just gremmed out there.

by Gizmo’s gang March 30, 2024