special goodnight

When you give your best friends Mum a goodnight blow-kiss from your bedroom and it travels at such an intensive speed that when it reaches her she is penetrated with such infuriosity it gives her an orgasm.

"Dude I heard some wierd groaning last night!" I think someone gave my mum a special goodnight!"

by Mikey Spikey October 19, 2017

chocolatey goodness

Sex between two black people.

Joe and Theresa wanted to be proper, so they married before diving into all the chocolatey goodness.

by The "Substitute" November 23, 2017

Homemade Goodness

Material or things made by someone who isn’t very well known and makes it themselves and is somewhat independent.

Usually it applies to artists who are either up-and-coming, not popular yet, or are already popular but not mainstream Level.

I love independent and up-and-coming artists and chefs. So much homemade goodness.

by Justicewithtacosandweed August 12, 2018

okay goodnight

when you be staying up well past your bedtime on a call with your girl and she hits you with this and falls asleep on the call, that’s when you know she really be into you

“Can I fall asleep on facetime?” Yeah. “Okay goodnight.”

by dadofalldads. May 20, 2020

Joshua Goodnight

Joshua goodnight is the person no one talks to. Talk to him and you could get an amazing friend. He is a little weird.

Guy: do you know Joshua goodnight?
Guy 2: yeah the weird kid in the back?
Guy: yeah I spoke to him, he is pretty funny.

by Lucerne valley October 8, 2020

Joshua Goodnight

Joshua goodnight is a weirdo that no one talks to. If a Joshua goodnight gets a girlfriend it is a miracle, or friends at that matter.

Guy: isn't that Joshua goodnight guy weird?
Guy 2: yeah he doesn't have any friends. He just sits there. Weirdo.

by Lucerne valley October 8, 2020

Chocolate Goodnight

Secretly taking a cheesy deuce under someone’s pillow.

Addison passed out first at the party so we gave him the chocolate goodnight.

by Tyra Spanks March 8, 2021