glaffenstaff

Definition: a stick used to beat entrepeneurs and business-people into submission. Used by either of the aforementioned groups in an effort to make the other cave and sign their business deal.

Prefix: "glaff"
Origin language: Italian.
Definition: an affiliate platform that connects businesses and entrepeneurs.
Suffix: "staff"
Origin language: English
Definition: Long stick/rod used to make yourself look as though you are a leader (see: Moses).

"You better come over and sign this merger acquisition, or I'll beat you to death with my glaffenstaff."

by DaMountain October 16, 2017

Glaffing

The act of penetrating a moldy pickle while it is up the anus of a dead ferret, then blending the ferret and pickle up and feeding it to a child with down syndrome

Hey, want to go Glaffing by the elementary school later...

by A.H. Retard March 20, 2024

glanfordpark

A small shoe box type structure built in Scunthorpe

for displaying inbred shit, usually on saturday afternoons and tuesday evenings
Shit managed by brianlaws, NOT worth a visit at any time.

by tigertantrum January 20, 2004

glamforious

a combonation of glorious, BAMF, and glamorous.

"we kicked their asses today." "yeah, it was glamforious"

by MbloodshotW August 24, 2006

Glarfl Marfle

Nasal hair that grows from the arms. Must be cut once a week to avoid contamination. However it can be used to stop bleeding when a cut is made.

Only occurs in rare cases.

"Woah, that guys Glarfl Marfle is crazy!"
"We've got a man down! James, get some of your Glarfl Marfle!"

by George Taylor May 19, 2007

glawful

Over the top, forced, or just generally kinda bad. Acting flirty to guys you don't "like", while actually liking their friends. Just acting in such a way as to make people sick of you and want to slap you

That girl came over and just put on a show and flirted wth my friends. She's glawful

by LadiesnGents March 3, 2008

Gaffer it up

When a FIT girl has an ugly face you put a bag on over her head and gaffer it up with gaffer tape to ensure one does not come to displeasure while fucking a fir bird due to the sight of her face.

Boy 1: See tat girl,
Boy 2: Yea, her face a bit ugly tho
Boy 1: gaffer it up, one time, i dont buisness.

by FantaMan-BRAHHHHH February 22, 2009