officialunitedstates: "FACT OF THE DAY: zebras’ stripes are not always black and white. sometimes they are black and orange"
(officialunitedstates presents a picture of a tiger.)\
throwing-lego: "this is a giraffe"
(officialunitedstates presents a picture of a tiger.)\
throwing-lego: "this is a giraffe"
by Aqxer June 24, 2021

by JuicyFruitSnacks May 20, 2021

by duncan powell January 1, 2012

A water Giraffe is a rare species. This animal’s main food source tends to be KFC. If they happen to be unable to find a KFC, they simply eat from a chicken tree. The main predator of a Water Giraffe is the lion fish.
by Mr.Orangedo November 20, 2022

by lolwhyhehe November 27, 2019

Look! It's Harold the Giraffe on the ladder, trying to reach for the top shelf in a 7/11 convenience store!
by ilovebarbiebedsheets August 20, 2022

Code word for when “that psycho” is at it again in school. Can also refer to that psycho themselves, when used in this context it’s important to remember that the person does not intend to harm others, but is actually overstimulated and overwhelmed.
Yo look at that Turquoise Giraffe over there!!
TURQUOISE GIRAFFE I REPEAT, TURQUOISE GIRAFFE, MRS ‘PAL PLEASE COME TO ROOM 204.
TURQUOISE GIRAFFE I REPEAT, TURQUOISE GIRAFFE, MRS ‘PAL PLEASE COME TO ROOM 204.
by PopcornShrimpDildo March 30, 2022
