gerbil

A small furry animal that is used as a buttplug by richard gere.

The cops got him for a richard gere offense, his back door was not rodent proof. meaning the man had a gerbil in his anus constituting animal abuse.

by niggardly jew January 1, 2009

gerbong

Another term used to describe a male penis.

"Man you touched my gerbong."
"The girls fean my gerbong."
"Hey petro how about you suck my gerbong."

by Miki January 27, 2005

gerbil jammin

the act of utilizing a frozen gerbil up the anus for sexual pleasures

there is no way that i can sit for eight hours at work after this long weekend of gerbil jammin...........im gonna have to call in sick

by ducky quack January 17, 2010

hairless gerbil

A woman who has shaved off all her armpit and pubic hair.

A person who refuses to stand up for themself or is afraid of confrontation.

After removing all her pubic and under arm hair with her venus razor Mary declared herself to be "A hairless gerbil".

Patrick sat cowering in the corner like a hairless gerbil after being yelled at about leaving his dirty dishes in his room.

by ladragnfly January 5, 2009

Gerring

Over reacting, being a total woman in manly situations, has strange body issues,

Person1: Angst Angst Angst Angst..

Person2: Stop bloody gerring!

by lemon flavoreddawn August 22, 2008

Gerbil Beads

A band of Gerbil Beads is a long string with 6-8 live gerbils tied to it. A woman then inserts each individual gerbil into their ass and then quickly yanks them out in the quest for anal pleasure.

That sick bitch was in the ER last night again, she used her gerbil beads, but when she yanked them out, her favorite gerbil Milo was missing.

by Wild N Wooly October 20, 2011

gerin

Some ogl modem scrub who thinks he owns zeffie. Zeffie says ur cut Mr. Gerin on 56k.

Gerin: I own you zeffie, ur gay.
Zeffie: Negative friend, you suck and you're straight as a crooked arrow fag.
Gerin: It's true. :(

by Matthew June 13, 2004