fudge tuxedo

The act of pooping on a girl's hair when she has spent most of the day preparing it for a wedding or prom, preferably her wedding.

"dude, I just wanted good wedding cake for cheap, so I fudge tuxedo'd and grabbed the cake and ran.

by meeeseraapy pants, ey February 22, 2011

Fudge Muffle

A Surprise Blumpkin

Dude, I was taking a huge ass shit and some girl just crawled under the door and before I knew it.... FUDGE MUFFLE!

by Kelsexxx July 27, 2011

Getting FUDGE

When your exam results come through and they're pretty bad. F, U, D, G, E.

"Wow, man, I'm totally unprepared for the outside world now that I got FUDGE on my exams!"
"Getting FUDGE is the tough way of learning that life after school isn't easy-peasy..."

by n00bahontus September 4, 2009

fudge doodles

It is when you are fucking to scared to say fuck.

Oh fuck I forgot to do my homework I mean fudge doodles

by Icecreams5667 June 21, 2016

fudge gas

To gas a person with fudge

Gloria walked to the podium for her speech as she fudge gassed the other panelists

by Farmer Mo December 31, 2009

fudge burglar

One who enters another anus without permission from the owner and removes colon fudge

Rick the masked fudge burglar entered into 5 anal cavities last night and took quite a load of colon fudge

by BIG T 49 June 6, 2016

Fudge Stick

When you are done performing anal sex with a girl and you pull out your penis and there is feces on the flesh or condom.

Her: Wow that was amazing....
Him: WTF!!! You gave me a fudge stick
Her: ooops....I guess I didn't wipe that well

by bobdawg423 October 15, 2008