fudge canvas'd

when a woman/man (depending on sexual reference) empty's the contents of there anus onto the male after finishing anal sex.
I got a discount of that hooker yesterday because she fudge canvas'd on my face
by brian charles-dutch hogg July 24, 2009
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Fudge-Tail

When you're taking a crap, and you can't get the excessively long turd out of your anus, so it's just hanging there like a tail, thus, Fudge-Tail.
Aww man. I was crapping today, and I had a massive Fudge-tail....it sucked.
by Boohaha April 10, 2012
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fudge burglar

One who enters another anus without permission from the owner and removes colon fudge
Rick the masked fudge burglar entered into 5 anal cavities last night and took quite a load of colon fudge
by BIG T 49 April 18, 2016
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fudge tuxedo

The act of pooping on a girl's hair when she has spent most of the day preparing it for a wedding or prom, preferably her wedding.
"dude, I just wanted good wedding cake for cheap, so I fudge tuxedo'd and grabbed the cake and ran.
by meeeseraapy pants, ey February 03, 2011
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fanny fudge

When a person of a female variety wipes forward after a number 2, a copious amount of excrement is left in the vaginal area.
My finger is covered in fanny fudge.
by The fanny of fudge January 28, 2018
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Fudge puddle

When you're fucking a woman in the ass and she shits her self
"I was smashing this chick from behind and she shat her self but I thought fuck it and kept on going and that's how I invented the fudge puddle"
by Dick whettie spaghetti March 17, 2017
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Fudge Muffle

Dude, I was taking a huge ass shit and some girl just crawled under the door and before I knew it.... FUDGE MUFFLE!
by Kelsexxx July 27, 2011
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