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Butt Front

Butt Front
Noun

1 .A Butt Front is when a bitches stomach gets fat and starts taking on a shape that looks a lot like her goddamn ass. Usually these women are older and tend to be a bit bitchy.

2. When fat bitches have a fatter than normal lower abdomen. It looks like their Butt is in the Front. Hence, Butt Front.

Origin Theories:

1. The disease derives its name from the fact that Old Bitches with Big Fuckin' Cans just go to sleep one night ... then BLAMO! They wake up with their goddamned asses turned around 180 degrees to the front!

A passage read on an anonymous blog:

2. The mysterious origin of this seemingly unexplained oddity has never been verified, but the fact remains ... scientists and doctors are baffled and hella weirded out by seeing these mean old bitches come waddling into the ER, wantin' some goddamn Vicodin, yelling nonsense about evil devil cats ... and to beat it all ... they're standing there, Butt Front Naked, with their soiled depends falling off their massive Butt Fronts... oh, God knows what .. and the smell? Well, it's not Aqua Velva! Yelling and screaming that their goddamn asses are turned around backwards ... because they were mean to cats.
Ms Zelma's gotta fuckin' SWEET ASS Butt Front. Wait, that didn't sound ...fuck it. I gotta get in dem BIG OL' CANS, son!

When that bitch Miss Spencer woke up this morning, and fuckin' ROLLED outta bed, she got a BIG ASS surprise from her corner mirror! Hahahaha! Butt Front!

Brah, I fucked Old Missus Tamlin! She invited me over for some tea and gin rummy ... one thing led to another ... and an hour later ..when she finally let loose of those depends ... That massive BUTT FRONT started glowing diesel plug ... bright, brighter, BINGO! ... it was like a lighthouse guiding me home.
by J.Philip.Dick October 26, 2015
mugGet the Butt Frontmug.

Gold Fronts

Golden grills, caps, or even crowns that are on the front rows of teeth. While being removable some people may opt to have them permanently.
He had worn his Gold Fronts to his date hoping she'd comment on them.
by Mrndxox February 12, 2021
mugGet the Gold Frontsmug.

front butt

The vagina on a woman!
Better watch out now. Keep fucking with me and ima tear me up some of that front butt
by Heywoodjublome August 12, 2016
mugGet the front buttmug.

Front Canoe

The term for a woman’s vagina that’s out if the norm.
Bro Jessica let me touch her front canoe last night! It was hotter than a summer day in the desert!
by Chodechild89 August 31, 2021
mugGet the Front Canoemug.

Front Mouth

When, during oral sex, the penis barely enters the mouth and stays in the front of the givers mouth.
"Damn man, that girl must have the strongest gag reflex ever, she only let me get front mouth."
by Law-BooGiE January 8, 2012
mugGet the Front Mouthmug.

The Western Front

A term commonly used by people from New York and central New Jersey to refer to their relationship.
by TheGunrun June 19, 2006
mugGet the The Western Frontmug.

front-bum

A bum... in the front. Also see: peenub
Keep icing your frontbum! Icing stops the swelling... AND I NEED YOU.
by JBo February 13, 2005
mugGet the front-bummug.

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