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FreeDoom

A Punk band from NJ.
FreeDoom is grime punk that'll get you kicked out of the 8th grade.
by Kain87 February 10, 2009
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freen

Pincushun man: I'll sick mah freen amee on you!
by Bob March 8, 2005
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Freeport

A relatively small city located in Northwest Illinois. Sadly enough, Freeport is the biggest city in Stephenson County and the population was 26,443 at the 2000 census.
In 1858, the second debate between Abraham Lincoln and Stephen A. Douglas took place in Freeport. Whoop.
This city has been named Pretzel City USA, although there is no longer any pretzel bakery OR factory and there is more than one high school in the US (hell, in Illinois) with a pretzel as the mascot.
This town is full of hicks, potheads, and 'gangsters'.

Freeport has a high rate for teen pregnancy and STD's, because the teenagers located in Freeport have nothing better to do than have sex with each other. In 2009 alone, 246 cases of Chlamydia were reported. Gross.
Freeport's main attraction is the Walmart. Other than the wonderful 24-Hour Walmart, there is nothing to do and nowhere to go.
Person 1: "I partied in Freeport the other day, and now it hurts to pee!"

Person 2: "You might want to go get checked for Chlamydia, Bro."

Person 3: "...Who's down to go to Walmart?"
by Nestle. January 16, 2011
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freedom

something that doesn't exist..ANYWHERE!
We kind of almost had some freedom before the progressives turned society upside down and handed it to the looneys and the criminals,causing a police state!
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freeloader

The husband whom you supported while he tried to establish his business. In addition, you also paid for his vacations. You even bought a new house for you two to live in, but when YOU became in financial straights and asked him to get a supplementary job and made a few suggestions of what he could do,he refused.
1. "I am not going to get a job like that, there would be too much paper work to do!"(Meanwhile, YOU are having to dip into your retirement.)

2. "If I DO get a job, it will only be for ME!"

(read between the lines..."That would mean that I wouldn't be able to be a freeloader so much anymore!"
by Linn November 1, 2006
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freedom fighter

someone who fights for personal freedoms. whenther those freedoms be to drink smoke or sit with your friends at a lunch table.
fuck all the brainwashing teachers FF for life. FIGHT THE POWER
by mu moo May 6, 2004
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Freedom fries

Something that's a lot more likely to kill you than the terrorism that made you hysterical enough to use that name in the first place.
Bob was frantically eating his freedom fries at a McDonald's in Kearney, Nebraska so he can hurry up and leave just in case al-Qaida decides to strike that particular establishment. In the end he was taken out of the restaurant in an ambulance following a near-fatal heart attack, for which he had no medical insurance to cover the costs and couldn't declare bankruptcy because of the new bankruptcy laws passed by the Republican-dominated Congress and approved by President Bush.

He voted Republican in the next election because they told him that despite all his problems, if Democrats win they will (in cooperation with France) pay for the airfare and lodging of all foreign terrorists who want to come to America and carry out attacks, and that not even Kearney, NB would spared their mighty wrath.
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