Bi-Racial Flute

Indeterminable noises made by a member of two different ethnic groups. Typically spurred by an intense argument or conversation.

“Whenever Enrique gets mad he starts playing the Bi-Racial Flute.”

by Plumbers Pipe September 30, 2020

Twinkle Flute

When a woman performs oral sex on a man and controls the pitch of the mans moans by how hard she squeezes the mans testicles.

That chick twinkle fluted me so hard last night I sounded like Prince.

by BallZack6 October 29, 2011

penile flute

using a mans penis as a flute

i penile fluted that guy

by spliff.co.uk March 15, 2023

etude for flute and bassoon

A lengthy, loud, and robust occurrence of flatulence

After last night's dodgy curry and beer, I spent the morning on the toilet performing an etude for flute and bassoon.

by anonymous July 5, 2024

Dog playing the flute

A dog playing the flute, a trick played on people to get them to look at interesting/weird things.

Oh hey look it’s a dog playing the flute.

No dude that is a dick.

by thickbugatti365#0766 discord October 29, 2020

Skeliton flute

When a younger girl sucks the elderly penis of a convicted priest

She played the Skeliton flute, now she Coffs dust

by Th3 auth0r April 27, 2023

Golden Curvy Flute

A Golden Curvy Flute is just a French Horn but flute version

Y’know how your instrument says how straight you are? Yeah, that’s why I went from Flute to Golden Curvy flute

by Carbonated.moth February 29, 2020