Flesh Bakery

When fat rolls overlap underneath clothes that are visibly too small

For Best Example See: Kirsti Alley

by Ryan February 13, 2005

flesh dog

The act of treating a woman's vagina like a hot dog bun.

She wouldn't let me hump, so instead we played flesh dogs for a half hour.

by Chris March. February 1, 2009

Felth

A point in life where the person just doesn't care anymore about living or dying. The reasons for not caring anymore could be anything. Whether it's because of some fatal disease to depression to just being unhappy with oneself.

"He's in such a state of felth that no matter what good comes his way, he'll just brush it off"

"Ever since losing his wife, he's been feeling felthocious"

by Goatmetal October 30, 2007

Flesh Eating Cum Virus

An awful disease in which male semen act like sizzling, hot lava when they become airborne. This devastating disease originated in Rome, Italy in 567 B.C. It began when a goat's ballsack erupted and all the man juice landed on a nearby vagina, burning it to ashes. It is sexually transmitted. Masturbation and sexual activity become extremely dangerous. Not like Bond dangerous, like Charles Manson dangerous. There is no known cure.

Look at that Native American's Hands, he must have Flesh Eating Cum Virus!

by Goatman 22 April 28, 2009

Fleshlight-off

Fleshlight-off means to masturbate and have a cumgasm using your Fleshlight.

This morning I decided to Fleshlight-off to take care of my morning wood!

by eda-skip October 6, 2021

flesh ferret

a males penis; the long skinny thing hanging between their legs

"hey baby let me put my flesh ferret in your slime cave"

by dru dickhole June 2, 2013

Flesh Mushroom

Another slang term for a penis, mainly because of the shape of the had and the composition thereof.

"she really knows how to harvest a flesh mushroom"

by MIAH April 8, 2007