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barley fever

n. Sexual desire encouraged by light or moderate alcohol intake, specifically beer or lager. Not to be confused with with the embarrassing carnal instincts of those who are completely pissed as they are rendered incapable, men suffer the brewer's droop.
Big girl in the red dress, she's just trying to impress us
and she's got the Barley Fever but she doesn't make a sound.
She's just hanging around.

Song by The Stranglers, 1976.
by norfolkboy September 12, 2006
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fagelman fever

A phrase referring to when a guy gets with younger girls.
yo ben, you got fagelman fever for dat freshmen poon!
by Jordana Greenberg June 19, 2008
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facebook fever

AKA facebook addict. The period right after somebody joins FaceBook and becomes really obsessed and goes on all the time; always chats; always the first commenter on ALL pictures and statuses.
1: omg u havent been on facebook recently!! r u ok????? were u sick????
2: DUDE. i was on YESTERDAY. u've got facebook fever.
by Mr.Potato-Head March 26, 2009
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foreign girl fever

When a guy becomes obsessed with girls outside of his race, particularly white males who become obsessed with Asians ranging from the Middle East to the Orient.
"Man, Matt has foreign girl fever. He had a crush on Nikita last week but now he's already moving onto Ming-Li and Amisha."
by Soapall16 November 20, 2011
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Fever

Term taken from the song "Fever" by The Black Keys, meaning a person who loves someone but they don't love them back.
me: I love Camedon so much but he won't even talk to me anymore.

my friend: It's been a month. You've got to get over your fever.
by PajSmaskattKo January 2, 2017
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Bieber Fever

A particularly virulent strain of super AIDS discovered in the late 2000s. Etiologically speaking, it is thought to be transmitted by the vacuous, semen receptacle and proud walking advertisement for abortion that is Canada's own trainwreck, Justin Bieber. Symptoms include:

- In men, the loss of external genitalia, and displays of extreme faggotry are the first signs of the onset of this disease. This is accompanied by trying to dress like the tool (saggy pants that make it look like you just shit yourself anyone?), and using words like "Swag" like a retarded sheep.
- Hemorrhaging of the ears
- Explosive diarrhea
- Projectile vomiting
- Crysturbating in a dark room to Justin Bieber posters and blowup dolls that you shamelessly hide from your parents
- Atrophy of higher cortical structures in the brain. Global signs of dementia and profound mental regression are extremely common in later stages. Critical-thinking faculties are the first thing to go, followed by grammatical processing, spelling, and response inhibition. The loss of response inhibition manifests as Tourette's-like outbursts against anyone who has enough brains to dislike the turd, usually to this other person's amusement. Eventually, the patient's cognitive faculties are all but lost, rendering them zombies.

Other symptoms include everyone who hasn't caught it finding you insufferably obnoxious and wanting nothing to do with you anymore.
There is no known cure for Bieber Fever that results in the patient surviving. The only known way to cure Bieber Fever completely is with a bullet to the head.
by Dr. Snark, PhD December 1, 2013
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feverlicious

giving people a fever with your hott skating-ness. Being an amazing skating team.
Judge 1: Wow look at that team
Judge 2: They are so feverlicious
by xoxobooxoxo November 15, 2010
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