fack

To be confused; baffled

"What the fack?"

by Andrew December 28, 2003

facking

v. to yak, while fucking.

I raised my Yakarma Score 30 points while I was facking last night.

by swalmzzzzz April 15, 2014

facial

1)When girls get make up on there face
2)Blocking a shot in basketball
3)When a guy blows his load all over the girls face after a bj. Usually does it because it looks more degrading than her spitting/swallowing

1)My sister always goes 2 the salon 2 get a facial.
2)Oh! Jermaine O'Neal gives Rip Hamiltion a facial! What a play!
3)My girlfriend Chelsea has me pussy whipped, but i return the favor by giving her a facial and degrading her

by Lapdog August 10, 2004

fack

A prolonged way of saying "fuck" when you are busted in an awkward/uncomfortable situation.

Timmy: "Chaz shit his pants yesterday."

Shelly: "He's sitting right behind you..."

Timmy: "Fack..."

by Mere Scraps August 2, 2009

lumpkin facial

While getting a lumpkin (getting a blow job while taking a shit) you simply get up and shove the lumpkin givers face into the toliet giving them a facial full of shit.

Kim wasnt giving me a good lumpkin so i got mad and gave her a lumpkin facial.

by Jordan aka Shotta May 23, 2006

Facial Martini

also known as a money shot.
Can be either frozen or on the rocks, depending on the velocity.

After a long night of drinking, I took Debby home for a facial martini... shaken not stirred.

by VooDooPlanksta December 21, 2006

facially disabled

1)Ugly

2) Mauled facially after getting beaten up.

3)Really Really REALLY UGLY!!! Like fugly

"Did you have an accident or were you born facially disabled?"

"Dude did the entire ugly forest fall on you or were you born facially disabled?"

that person was facially disabled to the point of fugly

by Pineapple'D April 20, 2007