Facebook

Where all the internet tough guys go to pick fights over nothing with people they don't even know on pages they really don't like in real life.

I love reading fights on Facebook

by CeeJayy1021 September 4, 2011

facebook

Website made to distract students from studying, homework, and school projects.

Student 1: Dude!!! I forgot to study last night because I was on facebook!!!

Student 2: Haha, sucks for you! My parents won't let me make a facebook!

by booty-raider December 26, 2011

facebook

A social media that was supposed to be used for getting to know people and getting in touch with friends, but now is used by sassy middle-aged women with wine addictions and post minion pictures with captions.

Facebook isn't what it used to be

by JD-Puffy April 21, 2017

Facebook

An internet site that swallows up your time. It's highly addictive and a haven for stalkers. Everyone has a 'profile'.

Person 1: I added her on facebook that night!
Person 2: Dude, you're such a stalker

by wa1kingdicti0nary December 23, 2011

Facebookized

When a classic computer game is remade into a mindless, endless, clicking, abomination of your childhood memories.

Yeah, it looked horrible. They completely Facebookized it.

by UnXiled March 19, 2011

facebook

A - The new myspace for all you who are still on it.
B - A place of poking people, writing on walls, settling and starting drama/ fights and occasionaly liking random stuff.
C - The easiest way to spell addiction.

A - Welcome to Facebook!
B - I was on facbook last night with nothing better to do and put up a white flag of retreat in my poke war with nancy.
C - Speaker: Spell addiction

Normal teenager: F-A-C-E-B-O-O-K

Speaker: That is.... correct?

by smileychick December 11, 2011

facebook

a place where you're friends with the people you hate

Grandma: What's Facebook?
You: It's a place where you're friends with people you know.
Grandma: I thought you hated everyone you knew.
You: Exactly!

by DancingAndy May 9, 2011