Facebook

A website full of karens who post about not vaccinating their children and 40 somethings posting minion memes

Person 1: Hey, do you still use Facebook?

Person 2: No. It's shit.

by PenumbraDoge December 30, 2019

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Facebook

A website where people post things about their personal lives to inform their friends and family of what is happening in their life/how they feel/ opinions.

"Today on Facebook, I posted a status about how angry I am that my mother made me do dishes."

by Sk8rchick94 January 10, 2012

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A website that allows you to stalk people you haven’t seen in years

“ I’ve been searching my old classmates names on Facebook.”

by Boneless watermelon September 4, 2019

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facebooked

When a biased person tries to prevent you from expressing your opinion.

Mark: Good morning, your account has been suspended because you've violated our biased community standards.
Amr: Am I being facebooked?

by ASHSASHS October 22, 2023

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1)The better version of MySpace.
2)A place for teens to communicate.
3)An online community.
4)A place where you aren't welcome unless you are a high school student of high autority or high social class.

1) Damn, that bitch still uses MySpace. Why doesnt she just get a fuckin Facebook already?
2) Hey you're going on Facebook tonight, right?
3) Facebook is better than our school's site, even though they try to make it an "online community".
4)
a)Dang, that hoe is in 7th grade and has a facebook. Fuck her.
b)Dude, Albert's Mom is on Facebook. Now he cant post his pics of last nights fuck-off contest.
c)Crap that kid from the chess team got a facebook! Now its like, not even COOL anymore.

by BlegahTheNiggah October 24, 2007

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facebookal

facebook with "al" at the end

and yeah i dig your cyber-bullying, i knew you couldnt go too long before you felt the need to degrade me via some method of communication, whether it be verbal, physical, or facebookal.

by alexc. July 4, 2008

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