golden experience

woo he grows stuff

GOLDEN EXPERIENCE
*transforming sound*
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by yo mama 😎 May 20, 2022

abduction experience

When you wake up in the middle of the night to a bright light lowering on top of you, but you just realize it's the gf trying to find your micro nanometer cock with her phone flashlight out.

"AAAHHH AHHH, I'm okay with the probe thing btw just don't fuck my parrot!"

"it's just me you fucking retard, now help me find this meat, It's worse than that time I lost my butt plug in Mahmood's afro"

"oh shit I thought I was having an abduction experience, so no probe then huh?"

by Schrodinger's cock pasta February 25, 2025

Experience

Something an incumbent politician claims to have during election season when they haven’t accomplished anything good in their past term(s)

“Even though crime was up and the economy was down for the past 12 years I’ve been in office, you should vote for me instead of the other guy because I have experience”

by MonsonCitizen August 18, 2022

Patient Experience

Patient Experience PX is trained to the masses. Its suppose to prevent coworkers from being dead inside and not acting bitter as f to patients. They typically use fempathy statements aka empathy statements that come across bitchy. It's called acting PX'Y

Patient Experience employees be like..

Hi Sue its great to see you! I can see that you look upset.

Sue: You dont see shit mf! Get the fuck outta with that fake PXe bs!

by Joemmack May 14, 2019

social experiment walk

When a person doing a social experiment follows a camera man that is walking backwards while explaining the dumb shit that he is going to do.

look at that idiot, he's doing the social experiment walk.

by definer182 April 19, 2017

Experiment

No, you're just getting in the way.

Hym "And I see that the rape didn't stop overnight so I don't see the point of your experiment beyond getting people's kids murdered you haven't actually proven anything."

by Hym Iam June 5, 2025

the chintu experience

sitting on your hand to numb it, spraying ur crush’s perfume on it, and then jerking off with your eyes closed while pretending it’s her.

“hey ellis can i borrow some lotion?”
“yea, why?”
“i want to have the chintu experience tonight.”

by olivertreeisperfect420 February 18, 2023