When a female who is not your girlfriend nags you, controls you, monitors what you’re doing, won’t let you spend time with your friends, spends your money and kills your dreams..
(this is essentially the opposite of what most people think the term means..they assume it means a sex and social partner, when in actuality, the definition above is often what you get from many, not all, but many so called “girlfriends”, both actual and those simply giving the experience of having one. Highly NOT recommended🚫
(this is essentially the opposite of what most people think the term means..they assume it means a sex and social partner, when in actuality, the definition above is often what you get from many, not all, but many so called “girlfriends”, both actual and those simply giving the experience of having one. Highly NOT recommended🚫
C****? No, she’s not my girlfriend, W****!
But you hang out with her all the time..she pretty much gives you “the girlfriend experience”.
She just cares about me, bro..
But you hang out with her all the time..she pretty much gives you “the girlfriend experience”.
She just cares about me, bro..
by Tahkwuh November 20, 2020
Get the The Girlfriend Experiencemug. 3 men all standing on one leg puts their 12 inchers into each others assholes as they slowly turn directly at a hopefully uncomfortable bystander
Oh no! Ezequiel and his 2 home boys are doing the Western Tripod Experience! I am an uncomfortable bystander.
by Pigsu February 4, 2023
Get the The western tripod experiencemug. The audience really responded to my last podcast. It was a live stream in which I spoke with some of the experiance after the VR concert this weekend.
by Saynotoprescriptiondrugs January 22, 2022
Get the Experiancemug. The person at the orgy/play party whose primary job is keeping those engaging in sexual activity, heads in the game by coaching them up during the activity.
Lisa, the Experience Coordinator, told me to play with Karen’s nipples while I was pounding her… Karen squirted like a fire hydrant 30 seconds later!
by The Pleasure Dom November 5, 2025
Get the Experience Coordinatormug. 1) the attempt to say something new or exciting and then screwing it up, causing other people to laugh, sneer, clown, or insult the speaker.
God, I love it when Presidents, politicans, pop stars and other celebrities attempt verbal experiments. I gives all of us a new reason to mock them.
by Ethereal Mercenary October 26, 2010
Get the verbal experimentmug. by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 7, 2025
Get the <.0.6.7.6.>Arisesisa Aresesisa <&AndA&>Bad, Good, Sweet<&and&> at Experience<.0.6.7.6.0.>mug. What happens when your body perceives a change in elevation and proceeds to make you think you are about to step up or down only to jar the experiencer into a self conscious awkwardness and sense of mistrust in their own perceptions.
I saw Marcus throw his back out during an "Eidolonic ascension/descension experience" while taking the stairs.
by CovidMessiah December 10, 2022
Get the Eidolonic ascension/descension experiencemug.