The Emotional Leg-Humping Monkey Named Klaus

Woo-Woo's pet monkey. Klaus loves to hump people's legs. He is also very sensitive and will start crying if you even breathe funny. Gill likes to pick bugs from his fur and shove them in his poopchute.

Stop, humping my leg, Klaus!

by RatchetBoo May 27, 2003

Emotional

An odd state of confusion, usually resulting in either some form of mania or depression. Though, many people say these cannot possibly exist. A human does not "feel", as they are incapable of doing so. Basically, "emotional" is a word spawned by an evil imagination of dark fantasy.

Speaking the word itself is a taboo for men within America.

"Emotional? Isn't that that one kid who cries and listens to bad music?"

by Bucket Life October 16, 2007

emotional discharge

n.1. an outpouring of "emotion";

n.2. a very polite way of saying ejaculation/orgasm

"dude, andrew had an intense emotional discharge when he saw dan at the sushi restaurant last night."

by mingkai July 2, 2008

Emotionally Constipated

Finding yourself in a position where you just don’t give a shit!

emotion emotions emotionally constipated given up don’t care

Kirk was told he was getting fired, but felt emotionally constipated about the situation!

by PameLegend June 18, 2019

Emotional Intelligent-Less

A dumbass. Can't think, talk, or be personable because they lack something...specifically BALLS.

Look at Clif over there, what a dumb fuck... He's emotional intelligent-less...

If his nuts were any smaller they'd be invisible.

by Wobert B December 4, 2020

Emotional Bondo

a coping mechanism people use to avoid the emotions created in a hurtful relationship. e.g. alcohol, drugs, new relationship, sex

1. My sisters emotional bondo is not allowing her any time to heal or learn the lessons from any of her relationships.

by BondoBoy June 28, 2010

Emotional Termites

Much like the 'Moths Of Death', the emotional termites are another insect analogy to having an awful feeling about something.

Hayden: Hey Andrew, how is the web of insanity working out for you?

Andrew: The Moths of Death have been exterminated and replaced by the 'Emotional Termites.'

Hayden: Oh no, that's bad. That's as bad as it gets! You gotta seek help man.

by mothsofdeath November 19, 2010