Ebenezer

Only caring for one's own interest in the bedroom while also finding a way to profit at the others expense.

Can be combined with: See also Scrooge and/or Scrooged

Bobby: "Man we are so dam broke, we need to figure somethin' out to pay these bills."

Guss: "Well dude lets roll down to the local bar and get some of those skeezers or skig-scags in the sack, finish before them then quickly get up and clean out their pockets and run!"

Bobby: " Hell ya Guss, I like your thinkin', lets give 'em the good Ole' Ebenezer!"

by M24TheWizard April 2, 2011

ebonics

derived from "urbanics" which is an unused word for the lingual pattern of paraphrased english speaking people of a lower class. Ebonics; is the ethnocentric translation which is later sold to the masses as a legitamite lingual classification to only represent another effort to condition people to percieve the white culture as civilized and all others as savages.

"Can you understand what that nigger is saying to that wigger?
They must be speaking ebonics."

by Seeker of the truth as strange as it may be November 10, 2008

ebonics

The langizzle of da shizzles from da hood.

English Phrase:Nice Sneakers!
Ebonics equivalent: Drop them Nike off yo' fizzle for i bust a cap in ya'

by Deez Nuts July 28, 2003

EMonet

a man who has been known to paint lyrical masterpieces

Damn, is that Emonet paintin them lyrical masterpieces again? his rhymes are dank!

by The Keeper of the Moral Highground June 26, 2007

Ebonics

Was to be an educational tool to help black and latino school age children to grasp Standard American English (SAE). Once it was picked up by a biased media that made certain to manipulate this into a racial controversy (remember how they manipulated us during the beginning of the Iraqi occupation?) So the whole premise of ebonics was beaten down because we don't want no ghetto kids to start speaking SAE and having more opportunities and gettin' all uppity with the white folks. WORD!

Ebonics: I dont be havin'nothin'

SAE: I don't have opportunities to advance myself

by Marilyn915 December 11, 2006

emonerd

An avid nerd who is just a bit keen. Will often send around very stupid jokes, a lot of global messages on IRC and MSN. If you get some age-old jokes in an email that is obviously passed around to all 30 contacts the idiot has, reply with EMONERD

<emonerd> «Âm§g»¤ Omg!? Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue. ¤&#8482;

by Toby Lane March 3, 2008

ebony pancakes

when you add fruit or syrup to a huge ass areola that looks like a pancake

i would like to slap some fruit and syrup on her tits and have me some delicious ebony pancakes!

by Brandon C whitman December 18, 2007