Shield Dwarf

The default dwarf is a shield dwarf, they are moody, humorless, and hard for non-dwarves to get along wit, a tendency that has led to the deterioration of the dwarven kingdoms in recent years.

Meaner than most dwarves, Gimli is not one.

by smurf August 22, 2004

dwarf killer

a drink that combines an energy drink with the only hard liquor on hand at your broke as place, because you spent all your money on pot the night before.

hey can you make me a vodka tonic..?? "reply= No , but i will make you an excellent dwarf killer!"

by Brandog November 17, 2009

Legal Dwarf

A subspecies of dwarf that contains homosexual and bisexual dwarfs that can't deal with the original title of "dwarf." They need legality to make them feel like more than they are, because they are really small, and always want more than they are. Not only do they piss us off with the special "legal", but they also piss off regular dwarfs who feel like less, because dwarfs always feel like they are less. Why else would they have all the tv shows.

Homo Sapien gained the "homo" part of their species when legal dwarfs landed in what is now present day Alabama.

Englishman John Lock's belief of "tabula rasa" was refering to the blank mind of the legal dwarf.

Rosa Parks is famous for refusing to give up her seat to a legal dwarf.

by eee coleye January 4, 2011

Circle Derf

A group of guys, in a circle, executing handstands while simultaneously masturbating. The target is typically a female participant.

"Hey man why is everyone still asleep?"

"We're recovering from last night's circle derf."

"Woa, who was the victim?"

"Your mom."

by Haywood Jublome June 22, 2008

Derf

Has a similar meaning to "fucker"

"Oh my God, You derf! What the hell did you just do? You Fucked everything up!"

by Emily May 6, 2003

dweef

When a penis has been queefed on; a term that can be used negatively to another

Man your such a dweef sucker

by sbai May 3, 2003

cackle dwarf

a gay dwarf who works as a nun and a fake doctor and eats jew bagles for dinner with a side dish a purple platawarlus (a platapus and a walrus mixed) who ranges from colors to green to and purple and mostly hide in your closet and under your moms crack.

damon: you see that cackle dwarf???

chris: no but i saw him with arne last night

arne: that was a good hoe

chris: uuuum no comment

by CACKLE KIDS March 22, 2010