Dusenberg

the type of shit where it comes out long and cylindrical....and feels really old. yeah it hurts too.

Short version: duse. or to take a duse

Gotta take a massive Dusenberg!

Short: all that drinking last night gane me some hardcore beer duse.

by zeptoolss November 17, 2003

Dissenter Squared

A group with moxie commissioned with dissenting the 21st century self-proclaimed "mavericks."

Guy #1: You ever heard of Dissenter Squared?
Girl #!: No. Are they squares?
Dissenter Squared: No, we're complete and utter fools! So come join us!
Guy #1 and Girl #1: Sure! Why not?

by undertheviaduct April 11, 2010

Dessert Cereal

A second serving of cereal of a different type. Usually a sugary, kids cereal.

Person 1: What's for breakfast?

Person 2: Raisin bran. Then I'll be having Fruity Pebbles for my dessert cereal.

by trishphish June 21, 2010

dissertashit

Work that needs to be done on a dissertation, keeping the writer from doing something else much more enjoyable.

Person A: Hey man, you up for the game and a few beers?

Person B: Sorry, can't do it, got dissertashit I need to do.

Person A: Sucks, too bad.

by Doctorjay October 4, 2011

Dissertxt

A balloon text that is so long that it turns into a dissertation.

"Your txt was so long I thought it was a dissertxt".

by remora173 August 1, 2012

Dessertian

Someone who is a vegetarian, who is particularly fond of desserts and is fine with having dairy products milk, butter etc and will have egg only if it is in the form typically found in desserts on in desserts themselves.

Whats there in the menu for our dessertian guest(s).

by chinsscope August 26, 2013

Dessert Selectivity

Noun: The culinary problem of having unlimited wants and needs for after dinner sweets but only a finite number of choices.

Don't get mad at me for eating the last piece of homemade apple pie, you had plenty of time to eat it but instead you used poor dessert selectivity and chose to eat a handful of tootsie rolls.

by JEB_EDC January 10, 2014