Dickie-Dookie

1. verb: to masturbate while in the process of defecating in a public restroom stall, generally referring to a man (dickie-dookying, dickie-dookies, dickie-dookied)
2. noun: the act of dickie-dookying
3. noun: a derogatory term for somebody with a reputation for taking too long in a public restroom stall

1. "Be right back, guys, I gotta go dickie-dookie."

2. "Hang on, I'm in the middle of a good dickie-dookie."

3. "Man, I hate that guy. He's such a dickie-dookie."

by Amish Hobbit October 8, 2014

dookiehead

someone who's acting really stupid.

kimberly, you're acting like a dookiehead.

by x_anonymous January 2, 2007

Dookie

Poop, term commonly used by African Americans

Hold up Yo, I gots to dookie

by chingylee November 18, 2004

Dookie

Advernounjective

Officially it is poop or the act of a bowel movement, but it is also popularly used as an expletive, or any other verb, noun, or word. Best said whilst acting retarded with a retarded voice. Generally followed by "I wuv U" and a hugging gesture, also acted out retardedly.

Dookie!! (Hello)
Dookie! (Ouch)
Dookie (Shut the hell up)
Dookie (I'm Thirsty)
Aaron why do you have that constipated look on your face? You look like you need to take a Dookie.

by Mike January 3, 2004

dookie dog

1. Blasting a dookie(usually taking the form of explosive diarrhea) on a man's penis, then eating it off.

2. Accidentally releasing your bowels onto your partner's genetalia during sex.

Dwanda gave me a wicked dookie dog last night.

by Grand Master Funkalicious October 3, 2004

donkitis

noun |ˈdô nˈkītis|
inflammation of the donk.

Damn, that bitch definitely has donkitis!

by Pahpie Chewlow October 12, 2010

Doolittle

the last name of a total pompous bastard, a tool, a republican, an episcopalian, a flaccus, a tool.

"flaccus doolittle is such a tool"

by Meth lab October 18, 2008