ding-dong

a person who makes statements that lack common sense.
DO NOT GET IT CONFUSED WITH A DUMB-DUMB.

Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, Lindsey Lohan, The Situation, Belinda Barbosa, Sarah Imhoff are all ding-dongs!

by the gap girl December 8, 2010

dong-zilla

A man with an incredibly large penis

by Nate June 11, 2003

dong slap

The act of being hit with a coin of the vietnamese national currency.

Nguyen slapped me with his dong.

by sp0rkius February 29, 2004

dong loitering

The act of presenting your junk in such a way as to attract eye contact. This may be done by either using either "the bulge "or "the full reveal" techniques.

Sully was dong loitering at the bar last night. Bitches can't stop staring at his boner through his sweatpants.

by AnonymousForRealzies March 12, 2014

dong suck

The licking,sucking or blowing of a males genitals or dong.

1. The hot chick gave a guy a Dong Suck last night.
2. Hey, babe. Hook it up with a Dong Suck?

by Brandon from myspace January 13, 2008

oregon dong

The largest possible dong a man could possess

Damn that man has an Oregon dong

by Slayingdapussywthisoregondong October 17, 2020

dong phlegm

When a sick and twisted girl chokes on your cock, while you explode with such force it leaves a little jizzymcjizzle on her throat causing her to cough obnoxiously for hours until its gone

Honey are you okay? You seem congested...No, its okay its just dong phlegm in my throat. Oh..ok then.

by DoneSwaff September 21, 2008