ding-dong

a person who makes statements that lack common sense.
DO NOT GET IT CONFUSED WITH A DUMB-DUMB.
Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, Lindsey Lohan, The Situation, Belinda Barbosa, Sarah Imhoff are all ding-dongs!
by the gap girl December 07, 2010
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dong-zilla

A man with an incredibly large penis
by Nate June 11, 2003
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dong slap

The act of being hit with a coin of the vietnamese national currency.
Nguyen slapped me with his dong.
by sp0rkius March 01, 2004
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dong slobber

One who sucks dongs, or large dicks. used to refer to people who don't shut up.
Shut the fuck up, dong slobber.
by John Richeitch March 04, 2005
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oregon dong

The largest possible dong a man could possess
by Slayingdapussywthisoregondong October 18, 2020
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dong-honker

1) General term for one who is stupid and lazy. Alternately, one who sits around honking his dick all day.
Slacking off again? Christ you are such a dong-honker!
by Blaine April 04, 2003
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dong suck

The licking,sucking or blowing of a males genitals or dong.
1. The hot chick gave a guy a Dong Suck last night.
2. Hey, babe. Hook it up with a Dong Suck?

by Brandon from myspace January 05, 2008
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