TSD: Tools of Standardised Diversity

I am not ashamed to admit that I am lost without spellchecker.

by Big nation April 7, 2003

sicilian dumpster diver

someone who ingests a Giuseppe (olive oil and paprika) from another person's anus

after he gave her the Giuseppe he licked it out like a Sicilian dumpster diver

by trapani's finest February 21, 2014

hungarian river diver

This requires extreme precision and potentially a release waiver.

When you are fucking somebody doggy style you pull a plastic bag over their head cutting off them from air. You wait to cum until the very moment your partner is about to pass out, then pull out and stick your dick through the bag and as your partner gasps for air, you shoot your load in their mouth.

I'm on trial for manslaughter because when I was doing the Hungarian river diver things went real bad.

by Saltybeats March 25, 2017

Godiva Diver

While a Snicker Licker prefers the cock of a certain race, the 'Godiva Diver' delights in black vagina.

Man 1: Dude, Jada Fire's smoking hot.
Man 2: What are you, a Godiva Diver?
Man 1: Yes - yes, I am.

by HoratioHornblaster November 29, 2009

Dike diver

A guy who seeks to go down on a manly lesbian. A man who practices in going down on manly lesbians.

Franky went down on that lesbian Annie. Man, what a nasty dike diver.

by TtotheK September 30, 2010

Stinky Diver

Going down on a girl's ass.

That guy hates eatting pussy, but he loves eatting ass...he is a stinky diver!

by Tom Sroka November 14, 2007

Muff Diver

One Who Dives In Muffs (aka Vag.)And/Or Is Addicted To Sex

Dude That Kid Cotter Is A Muff Diver

by CoReY f August 8, 2006