Discord Virgin

Usually a 12-28 year old male resonating on Discord.com.

They only get play on Roblox and other platforms such as Instagram.com and or snapchat.
These virgins have no chance at experiencing real sex

Person 1: "Bro I heard bleep aint get no pussy yet gang."

Person 2:" I think its because the nigga a Discord Virgin."

by XanTai June 29, 2023

music disorder

when you are not on the computer, you get a million different track ideas to put on your MP3 player. but when you get on the computer, you either get second thoughts of the tracks you have in mind, or can't think of any.

this music disorder's killing me! i'm wasting my life thinking of 1 fucking song to put on my MP3 player!

by Flipper offer June 21, 2010

The Discord Effect

When you hop onto discord for a 20 minute yarn, but end up staying for 4 hours and reduced productivity

Jerry WANTED to stay for 20 min, but stayed for 3 hours and got nothin done that night, he just got the discord effect.

by not somebody you know April 21, 2019

Redditor/discord weeb

The worst species of weeb. They spend hours in their habitat (their bedroom) occasionally coming out for food. They usually drink energy drinks and play genshi impact and say you never leave the house even though they haven't left theirs since 2004. When they grow to adults they stay in their mums basement or loft till 34 when they realise they have to do something with their lifes. Also this is from personal experience they sweat at rainbow 6

What's that redditor/discord weeb doing outside his basement

by Morgan_freeman_is_god32 September 6, 2021

Davis-Douglass Disorder

When one confuses two popular people, places, or things that are complete opposites, leading to a major foot-in-your-mouth moment.

"Jefferson Davis was heavily involved in anti-slave activities while Frederick Douglass was heading the confederacy."-Meghan
"You mean the complete and total opposite."-Daphne
"Their names sound so similar! Damn my Davis-Douglass Disorder!"-Meghan
*A few minutes later*
"Wait, which one is which again?"-Meghan

by Pterodactyl, Meghan April 28, 2008

Music Player Deprivation Disorder

Can be shortened to MPD disorder or MPDD. It is when a person has a song stuck in their head when he/she does not have a device that can play music or is not allowed to use a music player. Symptoms including a change in opinion whether or not they like the song, tapping of the toes or fingers (or other body part), unexplainable rage or confusion, fatigue and even impatience. The only known cures for people suffering from this temporary state are: preoccupying oneself, thinking about another song or playing different music.

1.Guy: Crap, I've got a song in my head... wait, where's my iPod? It's never there when I'm suffering from Music Player Deprivation Disorder!

2. Girl: No! I've got "Bad Romance" stuck in my head.

Guy: Sounds like a bad case of MPDD. Wanna borrow my iPod?

Girl: Can't. We're taking a test next period, and we can't use our iPods.

by Geoffrey_The_Giraffe June 7, 2010

Over Jealous Exgirlfriend Disorder

The personality disorder of having one or more ex girlfriends keeping track of your personal life to stalk your encounters with other women and troll about it later. Includes best friends and platonic relationships.

"Bye Julia!"
*gets text from ex*
"So, who is Julia??"
Boy: I think I have Over Jealous Exgirlfriend Disorder"

by GemZi8 August 6, 2011